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Started by Mr. DS, September 12, 2011, 11:29:15 AM

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Mr. DS

Its apparent many of us are animal lovers here however, what are some you would shoot on sight if you were allowed? Well aside humans and cryptology specimens...off of the top of my head here are mine:

Deer - majestic and peaceful my @ss...all they do is destroy gardens and leave Lyme infected ticks everywhere.  Screw off Bambi. Venison is great.

Mice - bunch of lil b@stards think they can invade your house, crap all over the place and eat your food.  Screw off Mickey.

Dogs - this one will get me flamed probably but I really don't like them.  Many are gross to me actually in their ways and behaviors.  Screw off Fido.

Theres more but I can't think of them right now.

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Quote from: DS on September 12, 2011, 11:29:15 AM
Dogs - this one will get me flamed probably but I really don't like them.  Many are gross to me actually in their ways and behaviors.  Screw off Fido.

I don't like dogs either. I used to, when we used to have an alsatian when I was growing up. But as I grew older I got attacked by a lot of dogs, realised that I have no patience with them (ones that never sit still anyway) and that they stink.

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I have lost a  lot of patience with dogs.  I know some I like as individuals, but the species (and more likely their owners) really are getting on my nerve lately.  A lot of it is poorly trained dogs, and owners who don't know the difference between "pets" and "babies" I have to be honest about.
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Moles.  And I am allowed to kill them, which is awesome   :thumbup:
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Spiders....even if they are a "good" one I generally smash them anyway.
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Off the top of my head ...


MICE  - absolutely detest them!

SLUGS - slimy disgusting things ... ugh

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Ants.  They don't frighten me but I do hate them.  Fortunately I haven't seen any in my house so far.. I'll have to give it time I guess, I only had it one year.

Spiders I DO get, however.  Big black ones.  DIE!

Wasps and yellow jackets I hate too.  Got some wasp nests recently on the outside of my house and in my tool shed.  The foam spray works WONDERS; spray at night and knock it down/squish it in the morning.  Victory is mine!
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I recognize this fully.

They're still yucky, however. If I have a run-in with bugs I feel them on my body long after I've washed them off completely.

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Flying Roaches. GET OUTTA MY DAMN HOUSE BASTARDS! :hatred:
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Moose. They all should die. Just simply die.

Squirrels also. . .
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Insects. Even butterflies freak me out.

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Centipedes - do not come near me

Argiopes - they are just scary looking
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I'm mostly a live-and-let-live kind of guy. I don't have a real problem with most creatures, insects included. As long as they are outside, at least. If they invade my home, they are doomed to die as quickly as I can kill them. However, right now we have some mice that are experts at cleaning traps without springing them. We will soon have to resort to glue traps, at which point I will have to brain the little turds once they are stuck. Oh, and cockroaches/palmetto bugs creep me out. I won't kill them most of the time if they are outside, but I reeeeeeeeeally hate it when I spray one and it goes kamikaze on me. Yech.
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Octopuses.  I've been scared of 'em since I was little.  At this point, I can actually look at a picture of one, but I haven't been able to watch certain bad movies because of them.  :lookingup:

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