You gotta help me Bones!

sprite75 · October 01, 2011, 06:03:13 PM

I got in bed with that Padmé girl last night and I woke up like this!

Mr. DS · October 01, 2011, 09:40:24 PM

"Ok Jabba, now turn and cough..."

sprite75 · October 01, 2011, 09:47:39 PM

McCoy (thinking to himself): Oh yay. Another Hutt with diarrhea!

Chainsawmidget · October 02, 2011, 06:26:34 PM

Look. Seriously. Next time George Lucas says he wants to make changes to the movie again,somebody needs to stop him.

Jack · October 03, 2011, 07:46:32 AM

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a computer graphics artist!

Hammock Rider · October 03, 2011, 11:46:48 AM

Scotty, you've got to cut back on the whiskey and deep-fried haggis.

Flangepart · October 03, 2011, 12:46:12 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 09:47:39 PM

Now this is one disgusting crossover.

indianasmith · October 03, 2011, 10:59:22 PM

"Bones - it's me, Jim . . . I, er, slept with that Andorian girl . . . you know, the one from the bar on Rigel 7. I don't feel too well, Bones!"

retrorussell · October 03, 2011, 11:08:47 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on October 01, 2011, 06:03:13 PM

Oh man, your Captain's log has nothing on what I dropped in there.. whew!

Leah · October 04, 2011, 07:19:22 AM

Jabba: Yes, unfortunately I have VD.

Hammock Rider · October 04, 2011, 01:24:24 PM

Yeah ..I'm here about the Tribble infestation. I'm gonna need about 50 gallons of BBQ sauce and A LOT of paper napkins.

sprite75 · October 04, 2011, 09:28:22 PM

Kirk: The Captain's Chair broke when I tried to sit in it.
McCoy: I think you have a weight problem, Jim.

AndyC · October 05, 2011, 08:10:37 AM

"I told Lucas what I thought of his new song and dance number. You guys wouldn't happen to have any openings, would you?"

sprite75 · October 14, 2011, 08:18:43 AM

Jabba: Question, Dr. McCoy. What does Nurse Chapel look like in a metal bikini?

Flangepart · October 14, 2011, 12:14:21 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on October 04, 2011, 09:28:22 PM

McCoy: "Lord, why did Jim's STD have to evolve..."