Wish Corruption Game

[RCMerchant]

Granted. But a real jaguar jumps out of nowhere and mauls and eats you.

I wish that  beans didn't make me fart.

[Pacman000]

Ok. They give you diarrhea.

I wish "emoji" were called "smilies" again.

[Alex]

Granted, but you are stuck with the poop smiley as the only one you can ever use again. And you have to watch the movie about it at least once a day for the rest of your life.

I wish the person who thought the Emoji Movie was a good idea a long, slow painful death.

[RCMerchant]

Granted- but you have to watch and listen to the whole mess happen in your kitchen while your trying to eat.

I wish the still sold Nehi pop.

[Pacman000]

So it is discontinued? Rats.

Ok! Granted! Nehi's back, but only because the trademark expired; a sneaky lawyer claimed it & they're marketing an entirely new pop under the name.

I wish... For a Dr Pepper franchise.

[RCMerchant]

Granted! Only it was bought by a company in Flint Michigan so now it tastes like warm hot dog water!

I wish I had a cigerette with a filter, instead of this f**king roll yer own s**t I smoke all the time.

[ER]

Granted! Only it was bought by a company in Flint Michigan so now it tastes like warm hot dog water!

I wish I had a cigerette with a filter, instead of this f**king roll yer own s**t I smoke all the time.

Granted, you have all the cigarettes you'll ever want! (Yes, that is a corruption.)

I wish all the flat Earthers would have the question of the planet's shape settled to their satisfaction once and for all.

[Alex]

Granted, but it turns out that the Hollow Earth theory (which is way more interesting anyway) turns out to be true.

I wish Ralph Bakshi would make the second part of his Lord of the Rings cartoon.

[ER]

Granted, but whoever sees it dies with SeVEn dAys!

I wish birds came in a pepto bismal pink color.

[indianasmith]

They do. They're called flamingoes.


I wish my best friend lived a little bit closer to me.

[Pacman000]

Ok. They move in with you.

I wish for an industrial-strength water filtration system.

[indianasmith]

Granted, but it raises your water bill to $500 a month.


I wish we'd have a nice cool front roll thru right about now.

[Pacman000]

Really? You're sure about that?

Ok... I warned you...



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I wish for a lower water bill!

[Alex]

Granted. Your water supply is shut off.

I wish I hadn't drank so much last night.

[Pacman000]

Granted! But now you have no excuse for being late to work.

I wish they'd reconnect my water.