Wish Corruption Game

[Leah]

Granted, but now they are inside of your arm.

I wish for more hentai!

[Pacman000]

Ok, but it's made by the same people who made Pokemon, so it gives you a seizure.

I wish I could see that episode of Pokemon...

[Leah]

Granted, but police breaks down your door to arrest you for suspected DUI.

I wish for GTA IV for PC.

[Rev. Powell]

Granted: you get a Glucose-Tartaic Acid IntraVenous drip to treat your Pancreatic Cancer. (It doesn't help).

I wish I had a delicious pint of Guinness to drink right now.

[pizdatrica]

Granted, but some methyl alcohol was accidentally left in it and you go blind.

I wish for a ready-made herbarium for college (I study biology)

[Leah]

Granted, but the cost of tuition has gone up 120% due to bulls**t cost cuts (like the Pinto $11 cost cut)

I wish for the best chocolate milk right now.


(can someone sticky this, since this is the most thread that is currently replied to right now?)

[pizdatrica]

FYI I don't pay for college xD It is not a private college but a government funded one. And I got the free tuition for being one of the top 10 applicants.

Anyway, your wish is granted, but during the milking process sometimes blood gets spilled in the milk, and this "contaminated milk" is used to produce chocolate milk (masking the blood).

[Olivia Bauer]

So I come back to my old thread and what do I find? Someone killed it by not making a wish! Let's take it from the top, people!

I wish there were more Castlevania games on Nintendo DS.

[retrorussell]

Granted.  Now there is one more: CASTLEVANIA: DRACULA'S PURSE.  You play as Dracula, who is now a crossdresser with a shopping fetish.  It is the worst Nintendo DS game of all time.

I want a new fence!

[Rev. Powell]

Granted. But it turns out he's a snitch, and after you buy some stereo equipment from him you're arrested for receiving stolen property.

I want there to be just one summer blockbuster this year that doesn't insult my intelligence.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted. But it turns out he's a snitch, and after you buy some stereo equipment from him you're arrested for receiving stolen property.

I want there to be just one summer blockbuster this year that doesn't insult my intelligence.

Granted, but it's the first 12-hour long movie.

I wish the Xbox ONE didn't suck.

[retrorussell]

Okay, it doesn't suck.. but neither does your vacuum cleaner!  It's broke, and you've got crumbs EVERYWHERE!

I want a new art room in my attic.

[Leah]

Granted, but the weight made the attic to collapse in your house.

I wish that I have more apple juice.

[Olivia Bauer]

Granted, but it's made from rotten apples.

I wish I could download any video game DLC legally for free!

[Leah]

Granted, but eh game itself cost almost $400

I wish that the new dryer would be here already.