A.J. Bauer Reviews: Dahmer Vs. Gacy

[Olivia Bauer]

26:31 - PFFT! Go to church? Trust me, pal... Nobody likes going to church!

[Olivia Bauer]

27:18 - Is it just me or does that bottle of Jack Daniel's look more like apple juice than whiskey?

[Olivia Bauer]

27:30 - This music is PERFECTLY appropriate!

[Olivia Bauer]

28:00 - This must be Gunnery Sgt. Heartman's wife.

[Olivia Bauer]

29:12 - W- Wait.. THAT'S THE BOX COVER OF THE MOVIE!

[Olivia Bauer]

29:23 - We have no evidence suggesting these murders are related, we're just assuming they are.

[Olivia Bauer]

29:59 - "Micheal Bay to produce original movie and its remake back to back."

Really? You're going criticize other bad directors in the middle of your low-budget, b-list, dime-a-dozen, psudo-horror?

[Olivia Bauer]

30:30 - Pretty sure they just picked this guy off the street and said "Wanna be in a movie?"

[Olivia Bauer]

31:00 - Why is everyone so damn morbid?

[Olivia Bauer]

Why do you guys keep suggesting intentionally bad movies?

[Olivia Bauer]

32:13 -... Just waiting for you to get to the punch-line... Wait? That's it? Okay, time wasted.

[Olivia Bauer]

33:30 - Wait they already LEFT the facility instead of killing the guy they wanted to kill? What is this? I don't even-

[Olivia Bauer]

34:27 - Camera guy's a little buzzed right now, maybe we should shoot this later.

[Olivia Bauer]

35:26 - Don't compare yourself to Plan 9. Ed Wood actually TRIED to make a good movie.

[Olivia Bauer]

36:57 - The D&D larpers called, they want their cardboard walls back.