A.J. and J.J. Bauer Reviews: Rats Night of Terror

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:04:28 PM

Why are the rats wet in every scene?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:06:35 PM

1:02:45 - No wonder there are so many rats after them! Look at the black chick's hair! IT'S A f**kING RAT'S NEST!

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:08:09 PM

1:04:27 - Why does that gun have five barrels? What are the other barrels for?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:09:18 PM

1:05:20 - Did you see that?! He had smoke or steam or something shooting out of his back!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:10:24 PM

1:05:20 - What the f**k did the rats do to get inside of the guys body?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:11:53 PM

1:07:20 - And THAT children is why you THROW a grenade. That guy throws like a b***h.

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:15:11 PM

1:10:30 - Why would you commit suicide when there's at least a CHANCE you can get out of this alive?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:19:34 PM

1:14:55 - Why would you bother moving her corpse? And why did she scream at the body of a girl who they knew was already dead?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:22:22 PM

1:17:50 - How long do we have to listen to this thing talk?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:25:11 PM

1:20:25 - Oh god! They're in Silent Hill! Quick! Put a fish bowl on your head!

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:27:10 PM

1:22:30 - I don't care how many rats there are. THAT IS A STEEL DOOR!

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:27:45 PM

1:22:25 - A leaf blower?

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:32:12 PM

1:27:33 -

J.J. Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:33:47 PM

1:27:33 - The people in the haz-mat suit were.... GIANT RAT MEN!!!

Olivia Bauer · November 20, 2011, 05:34:33 PM

Thanks guys for actually requesting real schlock instead of intentional garbage. While the film became monotonous, J.J. and I had a lot of fun riffing it. I'll restart the last poll but with "Rats - Night of Terror" removed. Thanks guys!