A career in office administration

The Burgomaster · November 30, 2011, 05:55:42 PM

"Woman diagnosed with carpal bunghole syndrome. Film at eleven."

Mr. DS · November 30, 2011, 10:48:45 PM

"Multitasking" just took on a whole new meaning I think.

Flangepart · December 01, 2011, 09:23:25 AM

Wow...sure complicates her proctologist job, don't it?

tracy · December 01, 2011, 01:17:59 PM

"At Contortionists-R-Us we have many highly skilled people for whatever job you need done".

Hammock Rider · December 06, 2011, 09:44:26 AM

This yoga pose is called The Mullet: business in the front and party in the back.

NelsonRage · December 07, 2011, 09:55:39 PM

Louise loved the smell of her own farts so much, she would go to any length to make sure she could smell them.

retrorussell · December 11, 2011, 10:15:50 PM

Since I can't get out of this position myself, maybe I can get online help...

Hammock Rider · January 03, 2012, 11:08:26 AM

" HEY! That's not a pencil holder!"

sprite75 · January 05, 2012, 08:19:36 PM

Her chiropractor is going to put in some serious OT getting her straightened out.

JayJayM12 · January 10, 2012, 06:45:36 PM

Okay, okay we're all impressed, but you STILL didn't put a cover page on that TPS report...

OR

"They said we weren't allowed to LOOK AT porn at work. They didn't say anything about performing it."