Angry Birds (2015)

[Olivia Bauer]

...I give up...

Goodbye, guys. It's been fun...

[HappyGilmore]

Seriously?

This is getting produced?

Are they really that popular? I just heard about them this summer.  Are kids gonna even like them in 4 years?

My head just exploded.

[Hammock Rider]

I just heard that Phillip Glass is composing the score and Aranofsky is signed to direct.













Or did I? 

  Why would this take 4 years to make?

[Jim H]

It could work as a series of short films (think if Chuck Jones directed it), or a very short nearly silent feature.  But any more than that will ruin all the humor of the game and its concepts.

In fact, check out the game's trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bk_nqUQ0fc

Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ENE-YWCUyZk

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

This is the one that I had seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2matH4B9bTo

[BoyScoutKevin]

I agree. Why the four year lag in getting it made, if it ever does get made. If they are going to do an animated feature, then I can see the four year lag, as it'll take four years for it to get made. But a live action film? It shouldn't take that long, unless there's some rights issue, with the rights expiring in 2015. And a four years wait breaks one of the cardinal rules of Hollywood filmmaking. "Strike while the iron is hot."

[The Gravekeeper]

Is anyone even going to remember this game as more than a fad in four years? Heck, is there even really enough material there to turn into a halfways decent feature-length film?

[TheDope]

Alright, I don't care about any Angry Birds movie right now; all that I DO care about is finding out who played "Green Bird" in that trailer Jim H. posted.  Who is she??



WHO??!!

(EDIT: nevermind; found her.  Her name's Jess McIntern.  Mystery solved.)

- TGWD