Things that aren't socially acceptable, but should be

[JaseSF]

Farting in public. It's perfectly natural afterall.

[ghouck]

Walking around the supermarket on seniors day dressed like the grim reaper.

[ChaosTheory]

Walking around the supermarket on seniors day dressed like the grim reaper.

Heck, just walking around dressed like the Grim Reaper.  I'd do that if I could get away with it...

[The Burgomaster]

I've often wondered why this has not gained social acceptance.

[Flick James]

I've often wondered why this has not gained social acceptance.

3-2-1....

Trevor? Where are you?

[WildHoosier09]

washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.

Think about it.....

Where have your hands been and where have your genetaliea been? One has touched all of Gods creation and is covered with every type of bacteria, the other has been tucked safely in your pants.  When you thing about it you should either 1. wash your hands before going to the bathroom (as a chemist I do this anyhow) or 2. wash your genetalia after you use the bathroom.

[Trevor]

I've often wondered why this has not gained social acceptance.

3-2-1....

Trevor? Where are you?

Damn, I can't see that pic: blocked. 

[Flick James]

washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.

Think about it.....

Where have your hands been and where have your genetaliea been? One has touched all of Gods creation and is covered with every type of bacteria, the other has been tucked safely in your pants.  When you thing about it you should either 1. wash your hands before going to the bathroom (as a chemist I do this anyhow) or 2. wash your genetalia after you use the bathroom.

Oh, don't worry, I always whip it out at the sink in a public bathroom and wash my gear. I also powder my gear afterwards for all to see. This isn't socially acceptable?

[AndyC]

Teaching adolescents about aspects of sex that don't have anything to do with procreation, but that they may experience anyway. Nothing hurts your self-esteem quite like being a girl who discovers that girls can ejacuate, then having the guy you're having sex with say something along the lines of "Ewwww!" when it's your first time.

I'm not saying teach them sexual positions, but just let them know that this is something that could happen so they don't freak out if it does.

Absolutely. There is plenty of sex-related information young people could use if they just had it. I think it's improved a little bit since I was that age, and happened to accidentally discover a pleasant form of release, then spent a couple of years thinking it was some perverted, unnatural thing nobody else did. Lots of information on reproduction, birth control and venereal disease, at school and at home, but not a mention of masturbation - the first form of sex most kids are going to have, and certainly the safest.

On a less serious note, I think people should be allowed to chuck rocks at any passing car that emits loud hiphop or rap music with thumping, distorted bass.

[The Burgomaster]

I'm not saying teach them sexual positions, but just let them know that this is something that could happen so they don't freak out if it does.

I haven't even mastered my favorite sexual position yet.  I keep falling off the refrigerator.

[Rev. Powell]

washing your hands after you go to the bathroom.

Think about it.....

Where have your hands been and where have your genetaliea been? One has touched all of Gods creation and is covered with every type of bacteria, the other has been tucked safely in your pants.  When you thing about it you should either 1. wash your hands before going to the bathroom (as a chemist I do this anyhow) or 2. wash your genetalia after you use the bathroom.

I had the exact same thought until I read this Straight Dope column years ago: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1043/why-are-men-supposed-to-wash-their-hands-after-urination.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Driving a monster truck through rush hour traffic.

[Chainsawmidget]

I'm not saying teach them sexual positions, but just let them know that this is something that could happen so they don't freak out if it does.

I haven't even mastered my favorite sexual position yet.  I keep falling off the refrigerator.

Take the roller skates off the goat and then try it.

[A_Dubya]

Looking at a chick's ass when she walks past you. I do it, but always feel guilty especially if some other woman is around.

[the Rev. J. Darkside]

accepting transvestites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA0oBVdZLW8

Apparently, by 2364...