Pick 5 words.. the next poster must make a sentence of them!

[RCMerchant]

While heading to the 7/11 to buy some frozen lasagna,my truck broke down and I was attacked by a bear which I killed with my sword and that's why I need six aspirin,dammit! 

boobies
Jell-O
spine
angels
boots

[retrorussell]

After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan

[alandhopewell]

After purchasing some new boots to help me walk more upright and put less pressure on my spine, I slipped on some Jell-o and hit my head, then dreamed that I saw angels with the most extraordinary boobies calling to me.. then I woke up.

Next 5:
Ronald Reagan
pineapple
Windows 95
dysentery
orangutan

     My ourangutan, suffering from dysentery, pulled up a picture of Ronald Reagan on my Windows 95, causing the poor beast to vomit up the pineapple he'd had for lunch.

     ----NEXT 5-----

submarine
autoeroticism
claymore
pulchritude
Ray-Bans

[Snivelly]

Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.

[alandhopewell]

Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.

     Pick five more words....anybody.

[Rev. Powell]

Now look here, you might possess great pulchritude when you're posing there in your Ray-Bans, but the submarine is no place for your claymore or autoeroticism.

     Pick five more words....anybody.

Mister
Shuffle
Daisies
Mud
Living

[retrorussell]

While picking daisies near a mud field, I heard a shuffle behind me; as I turned I saw Mister Rogers standing there, as one of the living dead!

Next 5:

cleavage
pineapple
foghorn
Pokemon
trousers

[indianasmith]

As the mournful foghorn sounded in the distance, I spat a half-chewed piece of pineapple at my wife's cleavage, but she stood suddenly and it hit her trousers instead, staining the Pokemon cards in her hip pocket.

(Bonus points cause I actually did that one time!)

[retrorussell]

Wow.. what are the odds of the foghorn AND Pokemon cards being involved as well?

Got 5 new words, Indy?

[indianasmith]

Brazilian
library
uvula
potato
nostrils

[retrorussell]

I was shoving 2 halves of a potato up my nostrils and got them lodged in my uvula; as I started choking I raced to the nearest Brazilian library to get information on how to save my life, but by the time I got there I died.

Next:

effigy
cyst
Panama
diarrhea
cookies

[AndyC]

A protester in Panama was burning the president in effigy when he suffered an attack of diarrhea, caused by either a cyst in his colon or too many cookies.

Next five:

umbrella
outboard
prancing
solemn
adhesive

[Leah]

The Umbrella was fine until the outboard of our boat blew up, with the smoke prancing around us while Joe gave a solemn look at the situation, then said that we shouldn't have used adhesive to keep the pistons together.


Next five:
Banana
Yu-Gi-Oh
solitaire
Crap
Apples

[JaseSF]

While eating a banana and playing Yu-Gi-Oh! with his friends, Bob wished instead he was playing Solitaire while watching crap on television and eating candy apples.

Next five:

Metropolis
Iceberg
Raider
Ewer
Naughty

[retrorussell]

Superman flew from Metropolis to the Antarctic, to stop a naughty Oakland Raider (Matt Leinart) from peeing into a ewer and pouring it on penguins, who gathered on an iceberg.

Next 5:

albatross
frisbee
feminine
pasta
checkers