strange dream depository

[ER]

Yesterday I had a strong dream about Hugh Hefner dying, and this morning I wake up to the news that...

[Alex]

I dreamt last night that Kristi was being tickled by cat sized ants with feathers tied to their legs.

Today I want to buy my own genetic research facility and make it a reality.

[indianasmith]

I had a crazy dream the other night.
I was working for the CIA when two of our field agents, trying to take down a warlord in Somalia, were killed by a bomb planted in their car.
My job was to identify the mole in the agency who had turned over their names, and when I found some notes that one of the two had left behind, I was able to figure out which Congressman was on the warlord's payroll, and then which staffer of his had recruited someone in the agency to give up their names.  I woke up as we were arresting the lot of them!

[sprite75]

Had a strange one this morning when I went to church one Sunday morning at a basilica and found they had painted over most of the artwork in the church, took out the canopy over the altar, and then took out all the posts that you see in the nave in gothic architecture churches.  The priest (who has been dead 10 years now) when asked said they had all been taken out on Ash Wednesday . I woke up and realized it was just a dream and that they couldn't take the columns out since they were holding up the roof. 

[Rev. Powell]

Matthew McConaughey agreed to do an interview, but only if I would serve as his spiritual advisor.

[ER]

I dreamed I was becoming a pro wrestler under the name Domina Traumina.

[Trevor]

I dreamed that I had been gifted a huge male organ: it deflated after I woke up 

[sprite75]

Had a strange one this morning where I was in the 23rd century and I was at the cemetery where I and my parents were buried.  It turned into me time traveling back to the current day and photoshopping potential tombstones on to the site where we're going to be buried many years down the road from now.

[Alex]

Had a couple of good nightmares last night. One involved me and two friends in a sort of Saw type situation. We had booked into a hotel after escaping from one trap and had a big suite with three different bedrooms. We were sitting in the main bedroom on the bed talking and then a voice told us that if one of us got off the bed the other two would be electricuted. Not sure how that one ended.

In the other I was travelling with Kristi, my mum and sister. We were going to be staying overnight in Inverness and rather than book into a hotel we decided to find an empty house, break in and crash there for the night. The house we chose was filled with dead bodies in fairly advanced stated of decomposition. I cleared the bodies from the ground floor and we stayed there, ignoring the ones in the basement and upper floor (and I wouldn't let anyone else see them). At some point in the night a machette wielding psycho turned up and I had to fight him.

[AoTFan]

I had a dream I was doing a stand-up/magic routine in front of audience and both parts bombed terribly. 

The stand up part I can understand, as I've actually done that (not professional though) but magic?  Uh... okay.

[sprite75]

I had one where I was painting the church office interior and somehow painted the ceiling from the ground with a regular brush without using a ladder or anything else but was getting paint everywhere.   Plus there were a bunch of extra rooms in the church office building including a couple extra basements.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Okay! Does anybody want to take a stab at explaining this one?

Captive monkeys defecating in cages in Mexico.

[sprite75]

I had one last night where I was riding a broom in my birthday suit.

[Alex]

I don't know what she was dreaming about but after she fell asleep for the second time while sitting on the toilet last night, as I was dragging her to bed my wife asked me if we could get a pet pig.

[316zombie]

shoot,you're fixing to have a baby, a pig could clean up after it,right? babies are MESSY!