You Are A Serial Killer

Olivia Bauer · January 06, 2012, 09:59:43 AM

I got bored at started watching serial killer related things like "Dexter" and "Silence of The Lambs" all month. So now I have a game for you. Well not really as much of a game as a theoretical question that is not to be taken seriously. If you were a serial killer...

-Who would you kill?
-What would be your calling card?
-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them.
-What would the police call you? (Ex. The _______ Killer)

alandhopewell · January 06, 2012, 01:58:06 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on January 06, 2012, 09:59:43 AM
I got bored at started watching serial killer related things like "Dexter" and "Silence of The Lambs" all month. So now I have a game for you. Well not really as much of a game as a theoretical question that is not to be taken seriously. If you were a serial killer...

-Who would you kill?
-What would be your calling card?
-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them.
-What would the police call you? (Ex. The _______ Killer)

WHO WOULD I KILL- Unpunished evildoers.
WHAT WOULD BE MY CALLING CARD- Literally, a card, with a set of balanced scales embossed upon it.
MY PRINCIPLES- To kill only the unrepentant evildoer.
MY NAME- Nemesis.

Olivia Bauer · January 06, 2012, 02:40:18 PM

This just in, several men found dead with their underwear over their heads.

Police are calling him the "Dirty Undies Killer".

The Burgomaster · January 06, 2012, 02:58:42 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on January 06, 2012, 02:40:18 PM
This just in, several men found dead with their underwear over their heads.

Police are calling him the "Dirty Undies Killer".

Has anyone seen Trevor lately????

Vik · January 06, 2012, 03:45:25 PM

Who would you kill: Douche bags.
What would be your calling card: I'd make all of my victims a piece of art. I would cut them up and sow them back together in different ways, make sculpturs out of them etc.
My Principles: Murder is beautiful, not a crime. It's an art form. People who murder because they're angry or want revenge and all that are destroyers of said art.
What would the police call you: The Sculpturer

major jay · January 06, 2012, 04:40:27 PM

Who would you kill: Bad movie fans
What is your calling card: All victims are found wearing angora sweaters.
What would the police call you: The Creeping Terror

Olivia Bauer · January 06, 2012, 05:03:39 PM

-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer

The Burgomaster · January 06, 2012, 05:08:09 PM

-Who would you kill? - All those who opress the meek and humble, wherever they may live.

-What would be your calling card?

-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them. - To fight a neverending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.

-What would the police call you? - Hoagy Carmichael

Jack · January 06, 2012, 06:35:35 PM

-Who would you kill? - People who made me really mad.

-What would be your calling card?

-Do you have a set of principles? If so explain them. Nope, just whenever I get really mad. And there are no witnesses around.

-What would the police call you? I don't know man, they've gotta think that up themselves. Something mysterious and scary sounding would be nice though.

indianasmith · January 06, 2012, 07:58:33 PM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on January 06, 2012, 05:03:39 PM
-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer

So only Republicans are a$$holes, then?

Allhallowsday · January 06, 2012, 10:22:37 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on January 06, 2012, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on January 06, 2012, 05:03:39 PM
-Targets: a***ole politicians (Rick Perry, Michele Bachman, etc.)
-Calling card: Bodies found with pictures of famous dictators and tyrants and rhyming messages on a nearby wall.
-Principles: Only kill politicians that promote sick and oppressive ideas.
-My name: The Tyrant Killer

So only Republicans are a$$holes, then?

The only thing dumber than this thread is you taking offense at it. Consider it the idealism of youth. AJ is not yet 20, how old are you?

indianasmith · January 06, 2012, 10:31:02 PM

I fgured he was just jerking my chain, so I figgered I'd jerk back!

No harm, no foul!!!

ChaosTheory · January 06, 2012, 10:39:51 PM

Who would you kill? - Youtube commenters. And rapists. But mostly Youtube commenters.
Calling card - an old key, with a crisp brightly colored ribbon tied to it, which I would typically leave crammed into an eye socket or down the throat.
Principles - none in particular but I would always be exceedingly polite, like the KITH character

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKUQjaZF55o

What would the police call me? - Chaos Theory

Olivia Bauer · January 06, 2012, 11:46:30 PM

No political debates in my thread. And I'm nineteen, AHD. I named off random politicians I hate. I don't care what party they come from.

Allhallowsday · January 07, 2012, 12:20:21 AM

Quote from: A.J. Bauer on January 06, 2012, 11:46:30 PM
No political debates in my thread. And I'm nineteen, AHD. I named off random politicians I hate. I don't care what party they come from.

As in "not yet 20..." Well, I was looking out for you, but since you are over 18 and you are such a natural jerk, I'll back off.

You Are A Serial Killer

Vik