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Which film should I review next?

Started by Trevor, January 16, 2012, 06:21:33 AM

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I need your input: there are five films I'd like to review but I would like to know which one you would most like to read.  :teddyr:

Alone In The Dark
1 (12.5%)
Laser Mission
3 (37.5%)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
0 (0%)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
1 (12.5%)
Snakes On A Plane
3 (37.5%)

Total Members Voted: 7

Voting closed: January 23, 2012, 06:21:33 AM

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.

If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!"  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Psycho Circus


Trevor

Quote from: Circus Circus on January 16, 2012, 08:11:08 AM
Laser Mission

:buggedout: :buggedout:

I know quite a few people who worked on that and they say they don't want it on their CVs. Another thing: a lot of the people credited don't exist at all, like "Mo Morice", "E Selavie" and "Bob Yrtuc"  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

The Burgomaster

I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

joejoe

random thought  (they all seem random any more),

have you ever reviewed "Safari 3000" with David Carradine and Stockard Channing?
when in doubt,  plan E.   EXPLOSIVES!!

JaseSF

Laser Mission, I actually recall enjoying watching that one believe or not although I cannot recall a whole lot about it off the top of my head...
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

ulthar

Quote from: Trevor on January 16, 2012, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.

If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!"  :wink:

Or, the Edited for TV version, "I have had it with the monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

Albert over at Agony Booth captured that off a tv broadcast, posted it on youtube and it 'went viral' to the point of being featured on an episode of Colbert (from what I've read...I have not seen it on Colbert).
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Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius

bob

Alone in the Dark, the movie that taught me that even if you get shot in the heart youw ill not die and that after being killed your head can move
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Trevor

Quote from: joejoe on January 16, 2012, 06:08:40 PM
have you ever reviewed "Safari 3000" with David Carradine and Stockard Channing?

Never but I would like to find it for our archives.  :smile:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 16, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com

I'd like to see that because of all the wonderful reviews it got  :tongueout: ~ it hasn't been released here as yet.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

bob

Quote from: Trevor on January 17, 2012, 12:59:56 AM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 16, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
I really think you should review BUCKY LARSON: BORN TO BE A STAR because it got a "0" on rottentomatoes.com

I'd like to see that because of all the wonderful reviews it got  :tongueout: ~ it hasn't been released here as yet.

please don't Trevor, I sacrificed myself to watch that so no one here would have to

it'll rot your mind and take away your desire to see bad moives for an extended period of time like it did to me

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Trevor

Quote from: JaseSF on January 16, 2012, 08:16:13 PM
Laser Mission, I actually recall enjoying watching that one believe or not although I cannot recall a whole lot about it off the top of my head...

Guard: "Hee hee: dey gonna cut yor head off, manana!"
Guard: "Aqui, yankee!"
Gold: [after falling through a roof onto the table] "I just dropped in to say bon appetit!"

He's a mercenary man, mercenary man......  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: ulthar on January 16, 2012, 08:34:24 PM
Quote from: Trevor on January 16, 2012, 08:06:25 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on January 16, 2012, 07:43:23 AM
SNAKES ON A PLANE was pretty hilarious.

If and when I review that, I will have Mr Jackson say "I have had it with these naughty snakes on this naughty plane!"  :wink:

Or, the Edited for TV version, "I have had it with the monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!"

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.