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Two Truths and a Lie

Started by Mofo Rising, January 17, 2012, 04:08:27 AM

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ER

1. I minored in Physical Education in college. (Try being a straight girl in that demographic...)

2. I know someone who sent Neil Gaiman a neck-down nude selfie back in the days of Polaroids, and she was technically a bit underage.

3. For the first time in ages I ate meat last night, because my eight-year-old proudly cooked us all dinner.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

bob

1 I have over 500 movies in my collection and have seen the vast majority of them at least once

2 I have tattoos

3 Throughout high school and college one of my best friends and I kept getting mistaken for one another
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

indianasmith

Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 11:20:08 AM
1. I minored in Physical Education in college. (Try being a straight girl in that demographic...)

2. I know someone who sent Neil Gaiman a neck-down nude selfie back in the days of Polaroids, and she was technically a bit underage.

3. For the first time in ages I ate meat last night, because my eight-year-old proudly cooked us all dinner.

How about #1 as the lie this time?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

indianasmith

Quote from: bob on June 24, 2017, 11:22:23 AM
1 I have over 500 movies in my collection and have seen the vast majority of them at least once

2 I have tattoos

3 Throughout high school and college one of my best friends and I kept getting mistaken for one another

OK, for this one . . . I'll say #2 is a big fat fib!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2017, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: bob on June 24, 2017, 11:22:23 AM
1 I have over 500 movies in my collection and have seen the vast majority of them at least once

2 I have tattoos

3 Throughout high school and college one of my best friends and I kept getting mistaken for one another

OK, for this one . . . I'll say #2 is a big fat fib!

damn straight.......I'm a  big wuss when it comes to needles
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

AoTFan

Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2017, 06:12:09 AM
All good ideas, but I'll call #2 as the falsehood.

Whose post are you responding to?  Mine?  

ER

Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2017, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 11:20:08 AM
1. I minored in Physical Education in college. (Try being a straight girl in that demographic...)

2. I know someone who sent Neil Gaiman a neck-down nude selfie back in the days of Polaroids, and she was technically a bit underage.

3. For the first time in ages I ate meat last night, because my eight-year-old proudly cooked us all dinner.

How about #1 as the lie this time?

Actually, no, that's the truth, and it caused me no end of griping from my advisors. The plot doth thicken....
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

javakoala

Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 09:31:17 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2017, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 11:20:08 AM
1. I minored in Physical Education in college. (Try being a straight girl in that demographic...)

2. I know someone who sent Neil Gaiman a neck-down nude selfie back in the days of Polaroids, and she was technically a bit underage.

3. For the first time in ages I ate meat last night, because my eight-year-old proudly cooked us all dinner.

How about #1 as the lie this time?


Actually, no, that's the truth, and it caused me no end of griping from my advisors. The plot doth thicken....

I'm thinking #3, but the question is: what part are you fibbing about?
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

1.  My failing AC unit worked perfectly last night due to a rare summer cool front.
2.  My yard is currently in desperate need of mowing.
3.  I've lost over 10 pounds in the last six weeks.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

Quote from: indianasmith on June 25, 2017, 08:29:13 AM
1.  My failing AC unit worked perfectly last night due to a rare summer cool front.
2.  My yard is currently in desperate need of mowing.
3.  I've lost over 10 pounds in the last six weeks.

I'm gonna say 3 because losing that much weight in such a short time is difficult
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

ER

Quote from: javakoala on June 24, 2017, 11:03:08 PM
Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 09:31:17 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2017, 03:03:28 PM
Quote from: ER on June 24, 2017, 11:20:08 AM
1. I minored in Physical Education in college. (Try being a straight girl in that demographic...)

2. I know someone who sent Neil Gaiman a neck-down nude selfie back in the days of Polaroids, and she was technically a bit underage.

3. For the first time in ages I ate meat last night, because my eight-year-old proudly cooked us all dinner.


How about #1 as the lie this time?


Actually, no, that's the truth, and it caused me no end of griping from my advisors. The plot doth thicken....

I'm thinking #3, but the question is: what part are you fibbing about?


Nah, I was dissembling on number two. I don't know anyone personally who sent a jailbait nudie to Neil Gaiman. Gosh, since no one got it, does that mean I...won?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

Quote from: bob on June 25, 2017, 09:05:17 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 25, 2017, 08:29:13 AM
1.  My failing AC unit worked perfectly last night due to a rare summer cool front.
2.  My yard is currently in desperate need of mowing.
3.  I've lost over 10 pounds in the last six weeks.

I'm gonna say 3 because losing that much weight in such a short time is difficult

You are correct, sir!!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

bob

1 I took a 5 mile walk today

2 my name was on a tv show once

3 I played football all 4 years I was in high school
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

ER

Quote from: bob on June 25, 2017, 05:32:40 PM
1 I took a 5 mile walk today

2 my name was on a tv show once

3 I played football all 4 years I was in high school


3.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

1. I have been to Moscow.

2. I have worked in Washington DC.

3. I used to hang out with someone whose estranged father lied to his family about being a POW in Vietnam.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.