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Two Truths and a Lie

Started by Mofo Rising, January 17, 2012, 04:08:27 AM

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javakoala

1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

AoTFan

Quote from: javakoala on July 01, 2017, 03:57:10 PM
1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.

(pulls out Pokeball) Number 3!  I choose you!

javakoala

Quote from: AoTFan on July 01, 2017, 04:14:24 PM
Quote from: javakoala on July 01, 2017, 03:57:10 PM
1.  I provide detailed technical assistance to veterans for five internet services offered by or connected to the Department of Veterans Affairs.

2.  I own over 100 gothic romance novels from the 60s and 70s because, when I was a kid, the covers always reminded me of horror movies.

3.  I once had to walk over two miles in a blizzard, with wind chill factors reaching 30 below 0 degrees, and all I had to wear over my regular clothes was an unlined military trench coat.

(pulls out Pokeball) Number 3!  I choose you!

Nope. #3 is true. By the time I got home, I could barely move, and my wang-doodle was frost-bitten to the point that I honestly thought I needed to call an ambulance. I never, ever forgave my live-in girlfriend at the time for not coming to get me like she said she would when I left for work that day, and she was smart enough to never mention that incident. That was the closest I have ever come to hitting a woman...selfish a***ole that she was.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

AoTFan

Quote from: javakoala on July 01, 2017, 10:29:46 AM
Quote from: AoTFan on June 30, 2017, 06:44:00 PM
1. I was once SERIOUSLY tempted late one night to sideswipe some a***ole on a motorcycle who kept speeding up everytime I tried to pass him and then would deliberately slow down when I got behind him.

2. Every year I buy Girl Scout Cookies from my niece(s) cause I feel it's my duty as an uncle.  (I says niece(s) because one is now too old for GS but another has grow up and joined them.)

3. I once paid a month's rent for a friend of mine on a local apartment after he got fired from the hotel where he lived at.  I've never been paid back (but didn't really expect to be.)

#2, because you have gluten issues and can't eat the cookies. Or something like that.

Yes, 2 is a lie, but not because of gluten.  My nieces (for the most part) grew up in another state, so I wasn't really around to be able to buy cookies when they were selling.  My youngest niece (well, great-niece to be technical) is in Girl Scouts, but right now, sadly, I don't have a lot of extra money to spend on cookies.  (Plus, she's, thankfully, never asked me directly, so I don't have to turn her down.)

indianasmith

1.  My absence over the last couple of days was due to a family medical emergency.
2.  I once found an arrowhead, neatly broken in half, in the parking lot of a convenience store.
3.  I find rats to be disgusting and loathsome creatures, that really creep me out!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

javakoala

Quote from: indianasmith on July 01, 2017, 05:09:56 PM
1.  My absence over the last couple of days was due to a family medical emergency.
2.  I once found an arrowhead, neatly broken in half, in the parking lot of a convenience store.
3.  I find rats to be disgusting and loathsome creatures, that really creep me out!

#3 is the lie because you had a pet rat named Ben that you found in a sewer drain...no, wait, that was a movie.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

BRRRAAAPPP
(or whatever sound that buzzer on FAMILY FEUD makes)

Nope, I absolutely detest rats.  Used to hunt them down and kill them with a machete when I was a kid.
50/50 - try again?
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

javakoala

Quote from: indianasmith on July 01, 2017, 08:03:30 PM
Used to hunt them down and kill them with a machete when I was a kid.

And yet you claim not to be a serial killer. Hmmmm.....   :buggedout:   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :cheers:
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

indianasmith

I didn't claim NOT to be a serial killer.  :lookingup:
    I said no one could prove it!   :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

ER

1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

bob

Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 08:59:59 AM
1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

ER

Quote from: bob on July 02, 2017, 09:09:30 AM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 08:59:59 AM
1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

bob

Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: bob on July 02, 2017, 09:09:30 AM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 08:59:59 AM
1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.

guessing 3 because 2 seems more likely to me
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

ER

Quote from: bob on July 02, 2017, 05:39:49 PM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 10:05:14 AM
Quote from: bob on July 02, 2017, 09:09:30 AM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2017, 08:59:59 AM
1. One of my fairly close friends has killed scores of people during his time in the military, and says in fishing 10% of the anglers catch 90% of the fish, and in combat 10% of the units inflict 90% of the casualties, and he's always been attached to one of those.

2. My father speaks German and Russian.

3. This morning I dreamed I was at a lake with this weird man I used to know, and he was going to give me a lift back to my car at a garage, when suddenly he said, "Look, the sun is turning into the face of a baby, like on TV." And I looked up and instead of a baby's face, what I saw was this black hole in the sky, and I woke up real freaked.

I'm gonna say 1

1. Is not correct. I am friends with such a person.

guessing 3 because 2 seems more likely to me

It do be 3.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

bob

1 I have an impressive collection on sports memorabilia

2 At one point in time I owned 4 different copies of Plan 9 From Outer Space....at the same time

3 One Halloween when I was a kid I dressed up as Scorpion.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.