Pick a Movie, Create the Cast.

[diamondwaspvenom]

Basically, all you have to do in this thread is pick an upcoming movie (real or from your own demented imagination) and create the cast to go with it. I'll start:

The Hobbit

Joe Pesci as Bilbo Baggins
Mel Brooks as Gandalf
Paul Reubens as Smaug
Jim Carrey as Gollum
Jeff Goldblum as Elrond
Fred Ward as Thorin
John Pinette as Beorn
Phil Fondacaro as Dwalin, Fili, Kili and Bifur
Warwick Davis as Balin, Nori, Dori and Ori
John DiMaggio as Oin and Bofur
Mike Myers as Gloin and Bombur
Stephen Colbert as the Goblin King
Conan as Elf #52
Sarah Jessica Parker as Horse #5

[The Burgomaster]

THE AVENGERS (if it had been made in an earlier generation):



* Tony Stark/Iron Man - Erroll Flynn





* Steve Rogers/Captain America - Jeffrey Hunter





* Nick Fury - John Cassavettes





* Bruce Banner/Hulk - Anthony Perkins/Tor Johnson







* Clint Barton/Hawkeye - Charles Bronson (when he was young . . . say around time of THE GREAT ESCAPE)





* Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Rita Hayworth





* Thor - Tab Hunter





* Loki - Vincent Price