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Started by Olivia Bauer, April 18, 2012, 11:02:55 PM

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Olivia Bauer

#30
April 21, 2012, 08:45:36 PM
Quote from: tracy on April 21, 2012, 12:03:04 PM
Quote from: Frank81 on April 20, 2012, 07:58:18 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2012, 04:04:59 PM
Quote from: Frank81 on April 20, 2012, 11:58:49 AM
Living on earth.

"-take a trip to the moooon-on gossamer wings!"
:wink:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l9Lk_RfnOM&feature=related


I can't I have to struggle for every last breath, still, it wil be over sooner or later, just  hope whenever it happens it's swift, Afterall, I'm a  pretty nice guy. :smile:
Actually,Frank is indeed a pretty nice guy....I think NYC can make anyone stressed. Plus he sounds a lot like Robert De Niro on the phone which is cool.
Love ya,Frank! :smile:


JaseSF

#31
April 22, 2012, 03:12:57 PM Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 08:06:53 PM by JaseSF
You have mulitple TV channels yet you cannot find anything to watch and the airwaves are dominated by boring sports events, reality TV and mindless talk and game shows.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

tracy

#32
April 23, 2012, 01:25:43 PM
Wasting perfectly good airtime with endless infomercials...isn't there a good old show you could put on?
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

#33
April 23, 2012, 01:34:05 PM
     TV shows that showcase accidents, toilet jokes, and people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

tracy

#34
April 23, 2012, 03:43:46 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 23, 2012, 01:34:05 PM
     TV shows that showcase accidents, toilet jokes, and people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.
So much for America's Funniest Home Videos..... :bouncegiggle:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Menard

#35
April 23, 2012, 05:38:50 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on April 23, 2012, 01:34:05 PM
...people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.

But that is the height of humor. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

Saucerman

#36
April 24, 2012, 09:36:42 AM
Having a centipede drop from the ceiling on to my face while I'm sleeping. 

Doggett

#37
April 24, 2012, 09:50:19 AM
Self service tills in supermarkets!

:bluesad:

I dont even get angry about them anymore. I just curl and and cry in the corner.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Frank81

#38
April 24, 2012, 11:39:15 AM
MAD  magazine is run by clueless  people  and it has ADS! :thumbdown:

Kaseykockroach

#39
April 24, 2012, 12:53:03 PM
95% of everything.
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Frank81

#40
April 24, 2012, 12:59:56 PM
Quote from: Kaseykockroach on April 24, 2012, 12:53:03 PM
95% of everything.

Yup, but, better  be careful you may  bring down the amused  to death audience and watch your spelling.

tracy

#41
April 24, 2012, 01:36:43 PM
Dr.Joyce Brothers facial surgery.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

#42
April 24, 2012, 01:45:40 PM
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

zombie no.one

#43
April 24, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Toothache. your entire existence becomes null and void, and your only conscious thought is intense agonizing toothache

alandhopewell

#44
April 25, 2012, 02:36:33 PM
Quote from: zombie #1 on April 24, 2012, 03:31:52 PM
Toothache. your entire existence becomes null and void, and your only conscious thought is intense agonizing toothache

     You reminded me of a dreadful experience I had....
January, 1992....I'd moved to Cleveland a few months before, in the employ of a professional magician who owned the building I was living in. My pay, basically, was a place to live, in return for cleaning up the property, and providing security; at the time, I and my cat were the only tenants.

     One weekend, we were hit with a snowstorm. My boss was out of town, and I had no money. In those days, I smoked, and I'd smoked my last cigarette on Friday afternoon, and I really didn't know anyone.

     Thanks to the weather, I was stranded indoors. To make matters worse, my cat was in heat, and stuck in the apartment with me, I had an abcessed tooth which was giving me indescribable pain, and a rat had crawled up into the cold air return system, and died, permeating my digs with the stench of the charnel house.

     All that, and no cigarettes....where was Edgar Allan Poe?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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