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Started by retrorussell, May 02, 2012, 09:21:29 PM

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retrorussell

#30
May 07, 2012, 01:39:07 PM
Oh yeah, Scream does suck.  More films that are tough (maybe not AS tough) to sit through..





"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

voltron

#31
May 08, 2012, 08:23:40 AM
"Nothin' out there but God's little creatures - more scared of you than you are of them"  - Warren, "Just Before Dawn"

alandhopewell

#32
May 08, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
     This is the definition of a bad 80's film....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk1sdBIi53Q

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#33
May 08, 2012, 02:05:43 PM





"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#35
May 10, 2012, 04:47:08 AM
Okay, maybe not so much Cobra (bad/good), but Commando.. yikes!

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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Trevor

#36
May 10, 2012, 05:12:14 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 07, 2012, 01:39:07 PM


I would love to write a review of this for Andrew. When I saw it in 1981, I had no idea what I was watching. When I saw it on DVD last year, I said "Ah, I still don't know what I'm watching."  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Jack

#37
May 10, 2012, 06:29:32 AM Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 04:53:28 PM by Jack
The Perils Of Gwendolyn  :bouncegiggle:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk6Q1QSRiLE

And the stunning Roller Blade trilogy







Woops, Roller Blade Seven actually strayed into 1991.  Too much badness for a single decade to contain I guess   :smile:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Rev. Powell

#38
May 10, 2012, 08:38:41 AM


This little mistake was made in 1983 (for "American Playhouse"!) and completely forgotten about until MST3K featured it.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Andrew

#39
May 10, 2012, 10:39:18 AM
Nightmare Weekend (1986):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBseFsnbSU

Despite what the trailer might suggest, at least a quarter of this movie is so dark that it's impossible to see what is going on.  There is also an awful lot of sex, but none of it looks to be good.  What are the odds of having that many people, who are all that bad at sex, in the same place?  Inflicted this on the wife lately and she's still not forgiven me.
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

alandhopewell

#40
May 10, 2012, 12:50:03 PM Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 12:55:08 PM by alandhopewell


    Trace and I bought this, in a twin pack with ARTHUR. About ten minutes into this pile of goosedung, we were struck by loathing of Lovecraftian proportions, and ejected the DVD-it hasen't been played since.



     According to SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, this was to be followed by STAR TREK VI: THE APOLOGY.
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

tracy

#41
May 10, 2012, 12:55:15 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on May 10, 2012, 12:50:03 PM


     Trace and I bought this, in a twin pack with ARTHUR. About ten minutes into this pile of goosedung, we were struck by loathing of Lovecraftian proportions, and ejected the DVD-it hasen't been played since.

I actually went to the theater to see this one....barf! I only bought it for the original movie.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

retrorussell

#42
May 10, 2012, 02:15:42 PM

Star Trek V.. If I could go back in time and get my money back from the theater.. well, I couldn't buy much with it today.  Still, it was horrible.

I'm not a fan of racing movies but I would pay to see the cast of this get run over..

When they were an "item"..

The intended erotiicism in this film cracked me up..

Bad bad bad..

I haven't seen this, but due to the overwhelmingly negative critical reception, it doesn't appear I have to:
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JayJayM12

#43
May 10, 2012, 02:21:27 PM
A personal favorite of mine (and currently represented in my profile pic):  SLAUGHTER HIGH (1986).  Warning: the trailer is definitely NSFW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZajH682TY0
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tracy

#44
May 12, 2012, 12:24:22 PM Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 12:26:37 PM by tracy


Talk about a pointless sequel! It was like taking a pretty good drink and watering it down considerably to stretch it out longer....ugh!



This was awful....just plain awful. Sadly....I liked it. :teddyr:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
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