Movies you bet no one here has seen

[Jack]

I only found out about it through the director's other awful film about Latino gangsters: Hip Hop Locos (which currently holds a rating of 1.0 on IMDb)

I've got Hip Hop Locos on some multi-movie DVD set I bought for a couple bucks.  I only made it about 20 minutes in   

[major jay]

CHALLENGE aka MANHUNTER
I saw this a long time ago at a drive-in, and haven't seen it since.
I may have to buy it from the owner's website. (Earl Owensby)



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[Mofo Rising]

One I've seen I bet no one here has: Bullethead.  God it's an awful film.

I've seen it; got a copy somewhere around here on VHS. I actually recall quite liking it, although I had to give it a lot of leeway for its zero-budget production values. Been something like ten years since I've seen it, so no idea what I'd think of it now.

[Pacman000]

Computer Visions (1991)

A documentary about CGI, hosted by a human woman and a CGI character named Ray Tracey (Ugh!).  You know whats sad?  They never explained what ray tracing is.  It's still cool to see old computer graphics, made when photorealism was optional.  It's also neat to see "realistic" images which can now be done on a video game system. 

Link:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103996/

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

You know it does my heart good that someone has hit these movies.  I'm proud of teh team.
-Ed

[Rev. Powell]

I bet no one else here has seen JEANNE  DIELMAN, 23 QUAI DU COMMERCE, 1080 BRUXELLES, or if you tried it I bet you couldn't make it through to the end. Took me three nights to watch it.

It's almost literally 3 hours of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5Az-239uM

[Cthulhu]

I bet no one else here has seen JEANNE  DIELMAN, 23 QUAI DU COMMERCE, 1080 BRUXELLES, or if you tried it I bet you couldn't make it through to the end. Took me three nights to watch it.

It's almost literally 3 hours of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5Az-239uM

Wow...that almost gave me a heart attack.

[RCMerchant]

I bet no one else here has seen JEANNE  DIELMAN, 23 QUAI DU COMMERCE, 1080 BRUXELLES, or if you tried it I bet you couldn't make it through to the end. Took me three nights to watch it.

It's almost literally 3 hours of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5Az-239uM

Why? 

WHY???

WHY?!?!?

(breaks down sobbing)

[lester1/2jr]

I gotta see that

[Doc Daneeka]

I bet no one else here has seen JEANNE  DIELMAN, 23 QUAI DU COMMERCE, 1080 BRUXELLES, or if you tried it I bet you couldn't make it through to the end. Took me three nights to watch it.

It's almost literally 3 hours of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C5Az-239uM

Make it through Frozen Flesh next. It's shorter and a tiny bit more eventful, but the piercing red filter and amateur synthesizer make it the worse film.

[Rev. Powell]

Make it through Frozen Flesh next. It's shorter and a tiny bit more eventful, but the piercing red filter and amateur synthesizer make it the worse film.

I pray you never discover my suggestion box. 

[TheDope]

I bet none of you have ever seen MY movie, Death 4 Told.



Why am I sure none of you have seen it?  You're all still ALIVE.

- TGWD

[Jim H]

One I've seen I bet no one here has: Bullethead.  God it's an awful film.

I've seen it; got a copy somewhere around here on VHS. I actually recall quite liking it, although I had to give it a lot of leeway for its zero-budget production values. Been something like ten years since I've seen it, so no idea what I'd think of it now.

Thinking about it, I'd probably appreciate it more now.  As I recall, some of the photography was competent and interesting considering an obviously ULTRA low budget, and the movie seemed to actually be trying to say something.  That's more than, say, most of Asylum's catalog. 

Here's one: The Blue Jeans Monster.

This is the only film starring the late Shing Fui-On (who died of cancer in 2009).  If any of you have watched Hong Kong films, you'd probably recognize him as the lead villain in the Killer, and a minor villain in A Better Tomorrow, God of Gamblers, and DOZENS of other films.  Here he is, showing WHY he plays villains..



Anyway, the Blue Jeans Monster is a CAT III (NC-17 equivalent) sort of action-sex-comedy film about a police officer who gets killed, but comes back from the dead because his wife is pregnant and he wants to be there to see his son.  Also, he wants to get the guys who killed him.  It has a scene where he eats noodles, they all fall out of the big hole in his gut (an injury from when he died), and then someone else eats them.  And it has a scene where two women discuss whether having sex while pregnant will lead to a baby with a flat nose, and the possible danger of the man having his penis bitten by the baby ("that's why they don't have any teeth!").

Oh, and popping breast implants.

Classy movie.

It's also pretty entertaining and worth tracking down.

[Venomx73]

House of Mystery (1934)

Anyone? I've watched this last week...

[Criswell]

House of Mystery (1934)

Anyone? I've watched this last week...

I know that movies in one of my horror box sets. Is it any good?