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Movies you bet no one here has seen

Started by Olivia Bauer, May 14, 2012, 12:14:32 AM

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Psycho Circus

Quote from: indianasmith on May 17, 2012, 04:53:23 PM
Anyone here seen NINJA BACHELOR PARTY?
A low budget fave of mine from the 1990's!

Seen it, I'm a HUGE Bill Hicks nerd.

Jim H

Devil Hunters, from either 1989 or 1990 depending on where you look.  I bought it on VHS, no DVD and the VCD is hard to find.  Fairly entertaining gun/martial arts Hong Kong film, most famous for the final stunt which badly injured several of its lead actors.  Which, of course, is in the final film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJOjctQ2Kk4

JaseSF

#47
Out of those named so far, I've seen only three - Within the Rock, King of the Zombies and The Red House.

Perhaps I'm wrong but not too many seem familiar with this one which should certainly appeal to those wrestling fans here who like the idea of zombies mixed with luchadores and lots of unconvincing cheesy gore...



Enter...Zombie King (2003) (AKA: Zombie Beach Party)

Also I'd certainly give karma to anyone else who's endured the pain of getting through these three (but I suspect they're pretty unknown here) :



Mister Lonely



Unidentified



Nobody Knows Anything!
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

lester1/2jr


retrorussell

I got one:
COTTONPICKIN' CHICKENPICKERS (1967)
Can't remember a whole lot about it other than it was a Southern-fried jokey slapstick type comedy suitable for the whole family.  We rented it for my little stepbrother in the late 80s while I was in high school.  Really quite impossible to sit through.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Fausto

Living Will

A direct-to-dvd movie, I interned for the production company last summer and my first assignment was to write the time codes for each line of dialogue. I started work on it a few weeks before Dunn was killed. The whole thing was surreal. Since Bam Margera wasn't willing to promote it (understandable under the circumstances), it never really got the push it deserved, which is why you've probably never seen it, though I will gladly hand out karma to anyone who has.

The trailer (NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac2AnW6VhK8
"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

Francesco Dellamorte

The Intruder (1986) this is the Indonesian action flick, not the slasher.

Stunt Rock (1980)

War Dogs (1986)

Carman in Lethal Track (1990)


Francesco Dellamorte

Quote from: Francesco Dellamorte on May 20, 2012, 12:15:00 AM
The Intruder (1986) this is the Indonesian action flick, not the slasher.

Stunt Rock (1980)

War Dogs (1986)

Carman in Lethal Track (1990)



Catman in Lethal Track

fulci420

Quote from: JaseSF on May 18, 2012, 12:19:49 AM
Mister Lonely
Saw this on demand because I saw Harmony Korine directed it. Peaks very early with the scene where the micheal jackson impersonator entertains the old folks home. Werner Herzog makes an appearance but is not enough to save this from being pretentious and boring. Too bad because I feel Harmony Korine is certainly a talent as some of the shots in this film indicate.

JaseSF

Quote from: fulci420 on May 20, 2012, 04:43:16 PM
Quote from: JaseSF on May 18, 2012, 12:19:49 AM
Mister Lonely
Saw this on demand because I saw Harmony Korine directed it. Peaks very early with the scene where the micheal jackson impersonator entertains the old folks home. Werner Herzog makes an appearance but is not enough to save this from being pretentious and boring. Too bad because I feel Harmony Korine is certainly a talent as some of the shots in this film indicate.

The scenery is beautiful to look at in it and some of the visuals are quite striking but yeah it's not enough to save this from being a bore. Oh and karma awarded.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

#55
I bet no one has seen this!

cheap (seriously, was shot with only $100!), stupid, and completely boring- Hilarious if yer with friends!
yeah no.

JaseSF

All I see is a little red x.  Looks like a boring movie.  :wink:
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Leah

Quote from: JaseSF on May 20, 2012, 11:26:52 PM
All I see is a little red x.  Looks like a boring movie.  :wink:
Fixed! :smile:
yeah no.

Skull

Quote from: Criswell on May 14, 2012, 03:52:50 PM
London after midnight

Bam!

So you seen the movie before the 1967 fire?

Psycho Circus

Quote from: El Misfito on May 20, 2012, 11:22:56 PM
I bet no one has seen this!

cheap (seriously, was shot with only $100!), stupid, and completely boring- Hilarious if yer with friends!

I think Jack owns it