Movies you bet no one here has seen

[FatFreddysCat]

I've been rackin' my brain to try and think of something obscure enough to fit this thread, but the depth of bad-movie knowledge around here never ceases to amaze me, so I'm sure someone has seen this one.. anyway may as well give it a shot:

Howzabout "The Chair" (1989)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fFuAKkdYMo

Some nonsense about a run-down prison and a haunted electric chair. From what little I remember of it (I saw this years ago during my heavy "rent movies, drink malt liquor" phase), it was very similar to Renny Harlin's "Prison" but with even more suck, and that it starred the late James Coco (who apparently died during filming) and Stephen "Evil Ed" Geoffreys as one of the inmates.

By the way, the YouTube description for this trailer sez it's a "black comedy send up of prison movies," but just from looking at the clip I would bet that any "comedy" in this flick was unintentional.

[voltron]

Hmmm....The Vineyard (1989) maybe? Quite bad from what I remember.

Baddie but goodie - definitely seen this one!  Actually watched it again about a month ago on Netflix Instant.  James Hong at his best/worst!

Karma given! 

[voltron]

How about Disciple Of Death (1972)?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4HuiHszIlg

[Chainsawmidget]

Ghosts that Still Walk
Link to a review with lots of pictures


another one ...

Die Hard Dracula
Which is a really fun movie with an excellent Van Hellsing. 

[Newt]

Ghosts that Still Walk

Seen it?  Heck, I own a copy of this one! 

[Rev. Powell]

TO DIE FOR TANO [TANO DA MORIR] (1997)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pwMF1gnKbYA

Sicilian Mafia musical comedy. I talked with the US theatrical distributor; he never could land a DVD distribution deal despite good reviews. I ordered one of the few English subbed copy off the film's website, but the site has since disappeared.

[JayJayM12]

Here's one that I remember seeing from the 80's that I have not seen since, have not been able to find, AND unfortunately it shares the same name with multiple other movies that aren't it.  

Junior (1984)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089392/

This is NOT the Arnie/DeVito movie, nor is it the horror movie that came out a few years ago.  This is an 80's slasher flick that has two women on the run from the law.  Even though it's been 25 years or more since I've seen it, I still remember several scenes pretty vividly, so either it's not too bad, or I was just young and dumb.  Anyone seen THIS one?  It may not be AS obscure as I think, but we'll see...

[Joe]

I've talked about this one before; I know a couple of you have seen it.

[Chainsawmidget]

Here's one that I remember seeing from the 80's that I have not seen since, have not been able to find, AND unfortunately it shares the same name with multiple other movies that aren't it.  

Junior (1984)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089392/

This is NOT the Arnie/DeVito movie, nor is it the horror movie that came out a few years ago.  This is an 80's slasher flick that has two women on the run from the law.  Even though it's been 25 years or more since I've seen it, I still remember several scenes pretty vividly, so either it's not too bad, or I was just young and dumb.  Anyone seen THIS one?  It may not be AS obscure as I think, but we'll see...

I like this cover for it better.

[The Burgomaster]

Here are a couple that I bought from Something Weird:







You can watch the trailer for the FABULOUS BASTARD FROM CHICAGO here:

http://www.somethingweird.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=22726&substring=fabulous+bastard

[RCMerchant]

Here's one that I remember seeing from the 80's that I have not seen since, have not been able to find, AND unfortunately it shares the same name with multiple other movies that aren't it.  

Junior (1984)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089392/

This is NOT the Arnie/DeVito movie, nor is it the horror movie that came out a few years ago.  This is an 80's slasher flick that has two women on the run from the law.  Even though it's been 25 years or more since I've seen it, I still remember several scenes pretty vividly, so either it's not too bad, or I was just young and dumb.  Anyone seen THIS one?  It may not be AS obscure as I think, but we'll see...

Ya can't give me karma -but I usta own that one! I enjoyed it too! I know that Junior's Ma was played by a guy in drag! 

[voltron]

Here's one that I remember seeing from the 80's that I have not seen since, have not been able to find, AND unfortunately it shares the same name with multiple other movies that aren't it.  

Junior (1984)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089392/

This is NOT the Arnie/DeVito movie, nor is it the horror movie that came out a few years ago.  This is an 80's slasher flick that has two women on the run from the law.  Even though it's been 25 years or more since I've seen it, I still remember several scenes pretty vividly, so either it's not too bad, or I was just young and dumb.  Anyone seen THIS one?  It may not be AS obscure as I think, but we'll see...



I saw it years ago and I wasn't too impressed. I thought the whole 'chainsaw' promo gag was bull-ish, I remember there being only one chainsaw scene in the entire movie. Again, they seemed to try to pass it off as another slasher which it definately was not. I recall thinking the movie was just really dumb and lame even though I was an impressionable kid when I saw it. One to avoid in my book.

[Allhallowsday]

...Junior (1984)  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089392/
This is NOT the Arnie/DeVito movie, nor is it the horror movie that came out a few years ago.  This is an 80's slasher flick that has two women on the run from the law.  Even though it's been 25 years or more since I've seen it, I still remember several scenes pretty vividly, so either it's not too bad, or I was just young and dumb.  Anyone seen THIS one?  It may not be AS obscure as I think, but we'll see...

Ya can't give me karma -but I usta own that one! I enjoyed it too! I know that Junior's Ma was played by a guy in drag! 

Now I have to see that one! 

Anybody here ever see EYE OF THE DEVIL (1966)?  I made a point to watch that on TCM I think in the late afternoon.  SHARON TATE was so beautiful and great in her spooky part; the fact that she's in it is almost certainly the only reason to look at it.  An embarrassment for an amazing cast:   DAVID NIVEN, DEBORAH KERR, DAVID HEMMINGS... lots of familiar faces. 
Stupid movie; truly dreadful.  I loved it!!  Highly recommended crap. 



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHd5zNY-hBs

[Leah]

King of the Zombies


Just pure and utter crap! Hated it! Liked It! Recommended?

[RCMerchant]

King of the Zombies


Just pure and utter crap! Hated it! Liked It! Recommended?

I liked it-if anything for Mantan Moreland!