Help Me Name My SON!

[Psycho Circus]

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!

[Chainsawmidget]

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!

Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!

[Menard]

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!

Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!

Oh dear god! Give the kid a chance...no need to scar him psychologically from day one.

[Zapranoth]

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!

Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!

Oh dear god! Give the kid a chance...no need to scar him psychologically from day one.

Gotta agree here.  If Chris did that he'd be better off just pre-beating the boy before school daily.   

[lester1/2jr]

whats your last name? that's the key.

[RCMerchant]

whats your last name? that's the key.

Its Humphries. Did you read any of the previous posts?

Frankenstein.
You could nickname him Frankie.
I wish someone had the foresight to name me Frankenstein when I was born.
"its alive! ALIVE!!!!!"



I dunno-I still like Vincent-but Christopher Lee sounds nice.

I named my kids-
Jediah Dillon-after Jed Clampett and Marshell Dillon of Gunsmoke.
And Edward Clyde-after my Uncle Eddie and Clyde Barrow-(cuz I'm Ronny-he's Clyde).
Yup,I'm an idiot. My first wife wouldnt go for Bela or Boris-dumb b***h.
Whats really sad-I'm not joking. Ireally did for those reasons.
Name him Christopher  Lee Humphries! Serious! He'd be a Jr!

[AndyC]

Name him Christopher Lee Humphries!

Oh, I like that. Good one. I don't suppose Circus would make an exception to his "no biblical names" rule for the sake of Christopher Lee and his own name.

And I wish I could give you karma for naming a son after Jed Clampett.

[Trevor]

Circus, I've known you a long time and as far as I am concerned, it doesn't matter what you name your son as I am sure he'll make you proud. 

[lester1/2jr]

RC- I couldn't tell

[RCMerchant]

RC- I couldn't tell

oh. Ok. That makes a lot of nonsense.

[lester1/2jr]

Lionel

[JaseSF]

Just don't name him Wilberforce Clayborne....(as much as I do like that character).

[Menard]

Name him Christopher Lee Humphries!

Oh, I like that. Good one. I don't suppose Circus would make an exception to his "no biblical names" rule for the sake of Christopher Lee and his own name.

And I wish I could give you karma for naming a son after Jed Clampett.

Oh dear god! Some of you need to never be sought for advice by anyone.

[Fausto]

Vincent Humphries is an awesome name (then again, so is Abel Humphries, but I won't press the issue.)

The key is the middle name. It can be something that won't tramatize the boy at school, as middle names aren't commonly thrown around, but it can be something meaningful to you.

Also, if its embarrassing enough, it can add an extra level of insult when you're trying to disipline him as shown:

"VINCENT (insert obscure b movie reference) HUMPHRIES! HOW DARE YOU FEED ENEMAS TO THE DOG!" or "VINCENT (insert Dr Who reference) HUMPHRIES, YOU PUT THAT MACHETE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME..."

[AndyC]

Vincent Van Humphries.