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Scientist Create Artificial Jellyfish Out of a Rat Heart and Silicon

Started by Raffine, July 22, 2012, 04:34:55 PM

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Raffine

Scientists have created a living artificial jellyfish out of a rat heart and silicon.

Yes, it all for heart disease research - but my first thought was "Haven't these guys been anywhere near the beach lately? There are WAY too many jellfish around as it is!"

You just know the scientist will continue to tamper in God's Domain and eventually we'll be overrun by killer jellyfish mutant creatures that look a little something like this:

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

tracy

Maybe it's just me....but the words "living" and "artificial" don't seem to go together.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

indianasmith

Once more, science proves that life can only be created by intelligent design! :teddyr:
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Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on July 23, 2012, 11:53:52 PM
Once more, science proves that life can only be created by intelligent design! :teddyr:

Agreed but I would still like to get hold of the designer of my undies though.....  :buggedout: :tongueout: :teddyr:
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JoeTheDestroyer

So given a little more scientific research, I can make a real anthropomorphic jellyfish and do a proper Sting of Death remake? 
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tracy

Quote from: Trevor on July 24, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 23, 2012, 11:53:52 PM
Once more, science proves that life can only be created by intelligent design! :teddyr:

Agreed but I would still like to get hold of the designer of my undies though.....  :buggedout: :tongueout: :teddyr:

LOL....Trevor,my dear,they do the best they can. :teddyr:
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

AndyC

Quote from: Trevor on July 24, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 23, 2012, 11:53:52 PM
Once more, science proves that life can only be created by intelligent design! :teddyr:

Agreed but I would still like to get hold of the designer of my undies though.....  :buggedout: :tongueout: :teddyr:

Probably a lot of money to be made if this technique could be used to make rhythmically contracting underpants.
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Quote from: Trevor on July 24, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on July 23, 2012, 11:53:52 PM
Once more, science proves that life can only be created by intelligent design! :teddyr:

Agreed but I would still like to get hold of the designer of my undies though.....  :buggedout: :tongueout: :teddyr:

I heard he's isolated on an island, in the Pacific, weeping for the poor souls who passes by your undies. :teddyr:
yeah no.