Invent Some Bad Movie Dialogue

[LilCerberus]

Ah, naw; A Garotte would take too long. This 'ere's a chicken wringer. See, that's why I grew a beard.

[etmoviesb]

Inspired by Trevor news...

- Racism is not totally wrong, just misguided.
- What do you mean?
- Racism makes people think that some humans are bad, is that so?
- Yes, then?
- So, it is partly correct. The mistake is that it makes one think that other humans are better, and this is wrong.
- Yeees....

[Flangepart]

"It's a huge fire breathing dragon, and it looks hungry. You distract it while I arm the rocket launcher. Look appetizing."

"Alright...who put the man eating slime in the jello?"

"My dear, you have the loveliest eyes. Who's are they?"

[WingedSerpent]

Military Commander:  "Are you saying your device ripped a hole open in space-time and let that creature into our universe?"

Scientist: "No...no I didn't say that at all.  I didn't say anything like that.  I don't know where you got that idea from."

[LilCerberus]

Scientist: Oh God! Why the **** are you bringing me out here?

Tank Commander: We're gonna take out some o' these aliens & start taking Earth Back! Now, how does this zapper of yours work?

Scientist: (pulls out diagram) Well, first you need to plug it into the lighter for about four or five-

Tank Commander: -Wait! What the **** are these plans for?

Scientist: The zapper! The one in that suitcase you refused to let me bring!

Tank Commander: You- Wh- What the *** have I got mounted on top of this tank?

Scientist: That's just a bucket with Christmas Tree lights on it!

[Flangepart]

"It's a Bird. A bird as big as a battleship. Well, actually more like a heavy cruiser...Okay, a Frigate...Duckboat?..."

"What part of not sticking your hand into the cage with the man eating tiger didn't you hear?"

"WE came, We saw, WE kicked it's...Oh, crap, it's still there..."

[LilCerberus]

"Lemme' guess: You tried tried to activate agent 61814375, and instead you accidentally released a well hung demon named Norlic The Berserker."

"Is that what that was? Jeez! I thought he was some sorta weird tripod creature or something!"

[Flangepart]

"When you use the Phaser Ensign, point it at things that won't just get pi$$ed off by it."

""Look, I'm a mad scientist...mad, see? It's what I do. Read the Diploma on the wall. It's next to the cage of attack Gerbils."

"What wriggles through a corpse and uses it for a meat puppet?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Neither do I...RUN LIKE THE WIND!"

[LilCerberus]

"Your favorite move?"

"MY niece's favorite."

"You love your niece?"

"No, I hate my sister.

[Chainsawmidget]

"The morgue is a much better place to pick up chicks than the club.  Afterall, you don't have to buy them drinks, and they can't say no."

[indianasmith]

FLUNKY:  "Captain, there is a hostile alien aboard the ship devouring our crew members!"
CAPTAIN:  "I picked a bad day to give up coffee!"

[LilCerberus]

Anybody wanna go down by the perimeter & set fire to some zombies?

[Chainsawmidget]

"No!  You misheard me.  I said the people are eating the zombies!"

[LilCerberus]

My whole life, I always knew that I wasn't cut out for leadership, but I eventually realized that I had always been cut out for politics!
And you can quote me on that!

[LilCerberus]

Elf: "I haven't seen Santa this mad since the Nazis ordered the Hitler Youth into active combat!"