Make One Movie out of Two

[Chainsawmidget]

This is what you need to do.  Look in the last post in the topic.  There should be a list of movies. 

Take any two movies from that last, combine them, and post the general plotline of what that movie would be. 

For instance, if you choose Bram Stoker's Dracula and Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, you could post something like ...

Bram Shelly's Frankula

A mad scientist stitches together the corpses of people that have died from a mysterious blood loss and creates a monster that hates it life and must feed on the blood of others.  With the help of his lab assistant (who hunts monsters in his spare time) he has to stop this creature before it takes his wife as it's own... or kills her... possibly both.



Now replace the two movies that you used with two movies you've watched recently and repost the list.  Just so my tastes don't dominate things, we'll start off with the top 10 movies of 1980 according to .. some website that I just happened to be ordering movies from. 

Star Wars:  The Empire Strikes Back
Raging Bull
The Shining
Blues Brothers
Airplane!
Superman 2
Friday the 13th
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
The Big Red One

[Rev. Powell]

THE SHINING  BLUES: Jake and Elliot Blues take a job working as winter caretakers at the Overlook Hotel to raise money to save the orphanage where they were raised.  They get the old band back together to try to appease the evil spirits in the hotel, but now they have to deal with a cops, a country band, a jilted ex-lover and neo-Nazis in addition to the bloodthirsty ghosts!

New list:

Star Wars:  The Empire Strikes Back
Raging Bull
Frankenstein (1931)
Silent Hill
Airplane!
Superman 2
Friday the 13th
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
The Big Red One

[Jack]

Superman 13 - After seeing his mother brutally murdered on the planet Krypton, Superman travels to earth where he takes a job as a grizzled, whiskey-swilling reporter (that's actually in his job description).  Still emotionally scarred by what happened to his mother, he decides to join up with three intergalactic criminals to wipe out humanity.  Will Lex Luthor and a group of partying kids be able to stop him in time?  Coming soon, in 3-D.

New list:

Star Wars:  The Empire Strikes Back
Raging Bull
Frankenstein (1931)
Silent Hill
Airplane!
Sorority House Massacre 2
Killdozer
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
The Big Red One

[retrorussell]

RAGING FRANKENSTEIN
Dr. Frankenstein creates a monster specifically so it can win and retain boxing titles.  But it is a moody, violent pugilist in and out of the ring.

Star Wars: TESB
Silent Hill
Airplane!
Sorority House Massacre 2
Killdozer
Dressed to Kill
Kagemsuha
The Big Red One
House of Psychotic Women
Army of Darkness

[Chainsawmidget]

Army of Darkness + Sorority House Massacre 2

Sorority House of Darkness

While refurbishing an old abandoned House with a group of lingerie clad sorority sisters find an ancient book of evil and end up being thrown back in time to face a reawakened army of the undead that may (or may not) be led by their creepy next door neighbor. 



Star Wars: TESB
Silent Hill
Airplane!
A-Team
Killdozer
Dressed to Kill
Kagemsuha
The Big Red One
House of Psychotic Women
X-men

[retrorussell]

House of the Big Red Psychotic Women

Three tall sisters living in a farmhouse in France paint themselves red as murders occur around town.

Star Wars: TESB
Silent Hill
Airplane!
A-Team
Killdozer
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
X-Men
Battle Royale
Madman

[Doc Daneeka]

A-Men - a group of four superpowered mutants was sent to prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the sentinels, they survive as street preachers. A-Men!

Star Wars: TESB
Silent Hill
Airplane!
Burning Bright
Killdozer
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
Lovely Molly
Battle Royale
Madman

[retrorussell]

STAR WARS: THE MADMAN STRIKES BACK

Serial killer Madman Marz' formidable killing skills are noticed by the Empire, who recruit him as a Sith Lord.  Darth Vader finds his lack of regard for all life disturbing.

New movies:
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
THE BURNING

[Chainsawmidget]

I Bulldoze Your Grave

An inspiring woman is brutalized and raped.  Her spirit ends up taking control of a large bulldozer that proceeds to wreck the town seeikng revenge. 



Silent Hill
Airplane!
Burning Bright
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
Lovely Molly
Battle Royale
The Burning
Popeye
Clerks

[AndyC]

Burning Popeye

Disfigured in a prank gone wrong, camp caretaker Bluto returns after years of therapy to get his revenge against Popeye, who is now a camp counsellor, in this musical slasher film. Look for Jason Alexander as one of Popeye's nephews.

Silent Hill
Airplane!
Burning Bright
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
Lovely Molly
Battle Royale
Clerks
The Wicker Man
Coffy

[retrorussell]

THE COFFY MAN
A well-respected coffee salesman peddles his wares to the public, who are unaware that he is in reality a cross-dressing Pam Grier.

[retrorussell]

Next two:
DON'T LOOK IN THE BASEMENT
THE EERIE MIDNIGHT HORROR SHOW

[Chainsawmidget]

Clerks Royale

A class of students are kidnapped and forced to work at different convenience stores against their wills!  Whoever's business was the worst at the end of each 12 hour shift gets shot. 


Silent Hill
Airplane!
Burning Bright
Dressed to Kill
Kagemusha
Lovely Molly
Captain America
The Raven
Don't Look in the Basement
The Eerie Midnight Horror Show

[Trevor]

ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT WOMAN MEETS THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN.