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2-Headed Shark Attack

Started by Andrew, January 04, 2013, 01:38:05 PM

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Andrew

One of the most accurate film titles ever written!  The plot does indeed involve a 2-headed shark that attacks, and what it attacks is a group of college kids filled with so many annoying characters that I wished it was a 12-headed shark, just so the kids would disappear faster than they did.

That would be six times as fast, in case anyone wants to do the math.

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Jack

I enjoyed this, it's stupid and, well...it's stupid  :bouncegiggle:  Brooke Hogan isn't that bad, I mean, after 3 or 4 beers she'd be just fine  :thumbup:
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indianasmith

I thought this one was pretty awesome, actually -

in a very cheesy bad movie sort of way!
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Quote from: Andrew on January 04, 2013, 01:38:05 PM
One of the most accurate film titles ever written!  The plot does indeed involve a 2-headed shark that attacks, and what it attacks is a group of college kids filled with so many annoying characters that I wished it was a 12-headed shark, just so the kids would disappear faster than they did.

That would be six times as fast, in case anyone wants to do the math.


Well. no matter what the math and how it comes out, I'm sure that the movies will never run out of stupid, brain-dead teenagers and 20-somethings who just beg to be eaten by a monster or wasted by some masked killer. 

So regardless of how silly the monsters get, the food will always be there for them because there's no end to dumb kids in movies, lol  :bouncegiggle:

FatFreddysCat

I thought this one was a hoot. It had plenty of pretty girls, lotsa gore, and Carmen Electra is aging quite gracefully. No complaints!
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Flangepart

The idea of multi headed creatures always amuses me.
I blame it on the Three headed knight.
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Ted C

This movie is most notable for the way people always stand or swim next to each other, so the shark can eat two people at a time. Either that, or the heads fight over a single morsel, tearing the victim in two.

And I would argue that this shark has not "evolved" two heads: it's just a conjoined twin.

This is par for the course for Syfy/Asylum movies.
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Andrew

Quote from: Ted C on January 10, 2013, 10:46:27 AM
And I would argue that this shark has not "evolved" two heads: it's just a conjoined twin.

This is par for the course for Syfy/Asylum movies.

They do mention it being some sort of mutation or freak. A conjoined twin shark makes the most sense. 
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Quote from: FatFreddysCat on January 06, 2013, 01:58:25 PM
I thought this one was a hoot. It had plenty of pretty girls, lotsa gore, and Carmen Electra is aging quite gracefully. No complaints!

Except for when the shark bites into one of her falsies and winds up dying from silicon poisoning, lol


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The Rev.

I actually enjoyed this more than the average Siffy offering.  It had a lot of mayhem; a prop shark they used more than the CGI, which I like; and some good laughs.  Granted, I had just watched the terrible Sand Sharks before this, so maybe that skewed my judgment a tad.

Brooke Hogan was horrible in both of those, though.  I also agree that she's not particularly attractive.  They need to stop using her as a leading lady in these things.

movielover12

i have watch this movie on moviehut.co but they don't let me to download it. can i download movies on this website ?  :smile: