A couple of pairs of.....

[Trevor]

...... slightly used undies: what am I bid* or what will you take in trade for them? 


*PS: I am not expecting many (if any) bids. 

[Javakoala]

...... slightly used undies: what am I bid* or what will you take in trade for them? 


*PS: I am not expecting many (if any) bids. 

I'll give you all of my Zach Snyder movies if you promise to keep them and your undies in South Africa. 

[Rev. Powell]

I would take them off your hands*, but I am not certified to handle hazardous materials.

*I would not take them off any other part of your body.

[Chainsawmidget]

I will give you everything in your fridge for them.  Just leave them hanging on your door and I'll come get them eventually. 


Note, eventually might be a reeeeaaallllllyyyyyy long time from now, so just leave them there until I show up. 



(Psst, I'm not actually going to show up.  Don't tell him this.)

[Trevor]

...... slightly used undies: what am I bid* or what will you take in trade for them? 


*PS: I am not expecting many (if any) bids. 

I'll give you all of my Zach Snyder movies if you promise to keep them and your undies in South Africa. 

Done! Just include your Blu-ray of Sucker Punch. 

[Trevor]

I would take them off your hands*, but I am not certified to handle hazardous materials.

*I would not take them off any other part of your body.

[Trevor]

I will give you everything in your fridge for them.  Just leave them hanging on your door and I'll come get them eventually. 


Note, eventually might be a reeeeaaallllllyyyyyy long time from now, so just leave them there until I show up. 



(Psst, I'm not actually going to show up.  Don't tell him this.)

I saw and read that!  

[Javakoala]

...... slightly used undies: what am I bid* or what will you take in trade for them? 


*PS: I am not expecting many (if any) bids. 

I'll give you all of my Zach Snyder movies if you promise to keep them and your undies in South Africa. 

Done! Just include your Blu-ray of Sucker Punch. 

Ooh, can I send Indiana Smith along with it? I keep his goats here with me. Ha! Just "kidding"!!

[Trevor]

...... slightly used undies: what am I bid* or what will you take in trade for them? 


*PS: I am not expecting many (if any) bids. 

I'll give you all of my Zach Snyder movies if you promise to keep them and your undies in South Africa. 

Done! Just include your Blu-ray of Sucker Punch. 

Ooh, can I send Indiana Smith along with it? I keep his goats here with me. Ha! Just "kidding"!!

Send the goats too: I won't be short of milk for a while.