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FEELING CRABBY, ANYONE?

Started by indianasmith, February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM

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indianasmith

February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM


The Coconut crab is indigenous to a number of South Pacific Island chains.  It feasts upon coconuts, rotted fruits, coffee grounds, and the souls of young maidens.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Newt

#1
February 03, 2013, 09:22:25 AM
During the cleanup after the rampage it became apparent that Godzilla had an embarrassing condition...
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

FatFreddysCat

#2
February 03, 2013, 08:34:55 PM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

indianasmith

#3
February 04, 2013, 12:11:59 AM
I had one of my funniest FaceBook exchanges ever with a former student of mine when she saw that picture . . . it went on for 37 posts and had me rolling on the floor!

Suffice it to say, she gave me the idea that it might, as she put it, "nom upon the souls of young maidens"!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Bushma

#4
February 04, 2013, 07:37:52 AM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 03, 2013, 08:34:55 PM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.

HA HA.  Yeah, I felt the same why when I asked that question.

Worst part is when  they sneak into your room at night and try to hug your face.
This is my awesome signature.  Jealous?

Flangepart

#5
February 04, 2013, 09:53:31 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM


Next up on Nippon at Night, an interview with Toho's next big movie star.
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FatFreddysCat

#6
February 04, 2013, 10:03:51 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM


Someone get The Asylum on the phone, I got an idea for what creature the Mega Shark can fight next!
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

tracy

#7
February 04, 2013, 02:51:05 PM
They found a great way to keep the dogs from getting to their trash.
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

Leah

#8
February 05, 2013, 12:12:17 AM
When a virgin face sucker lives up to 20 years old....
yeah no.

retrorussell

#9
February 07, 2013, 03:10:09 PM
(crab produces revolver)
GARBAGE DAY!!!
(shoots people)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

TheDope

#10
February 09, 2013, 05:42:05 PM



After SyFy Channel wouldn't return his calls, Percy found himself reduced to getting take-out for Lindsay Lohan.



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Umaril Has Returned

#11
February 11, 2013, 04:21:28 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on February 03, 2013, 08:43:05 AM


"I'd better hide before chef Morimoto finds me....."

Pacman000

#12
February 12, 2013, 07:46:29 PM
Quote from: FatFreddysCat on February 03, 2013, 08:34:55 PM
I don't have a caption but I have two comments:

A. Is that for real?
and
B. (Checks Wikipedia) Holy sh*t. You can just rock me to sleep tonight.
I have two comments too:

A.  Cool!
B. I'm not coffee grounds, nor am I rotting fruit, so I have nothing to worry about here.

sprite75

#13
February 18, 2013, 12:01:14 AM
You thought it was bad when the cats got into the beer...
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril Has Returned

#14
February 18, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
Just a serious not here, I did some research on these crabs, and they say they can crack a coconut shell with their pincers!    Can't imagine what that would mean to a human arm or leg. :buggedout:
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