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Big Ass Spider (2013)

Started by Torgo, March 14, 2013, 04:56:35 PM

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Torgo

Here's the trailer for the new creature feature Big Ass Spider. I think that this actually looks like a lot of fun and could be the true follow up to one of my favorite B-movies of recent years "Eight Legged Freaks".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlNiSEWqwQ
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indianasmith

Lloyd Kaufman being eaten by a giant spider??? :buggedout:

I'M INI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :cheers:
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rebel_1812

has anyone here seen the tv movie "archnoquake"(i think thats the title).  It stars the kid from terminator 2.
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ulthar

This one's a must-see.  I loved EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS and dig giant spider (and other) movies in general.  TARANTULA on Saturday morning "Shock Theater" was a repeat favorite...

And, my son just finished reading "Charlotte's Web," so that's kinda fitting, too. 
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Torgo

Quote from: ulthar on March 14, 2013, 10:14:41 PM
This one's a must-see.  I loved EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS and dig giant spider (and other) movies in general.  TARANTULA on Saturday morning "Shock Theater" was a repeat favorite...

And, my son just finished reading "Charlotte's Web," so that's kinda fitting, too. 

Eight Legged Freaks is such a fun and underrated B-movie. I also echo Indianasmith's sentiment about Lloyd Kaufman getting eating by a gigantic spider. Immediate win right there!
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Torgo

Quote from: rebel_1812 on March 14, 2013, 10:01:37 PM
has anyone here seen the tv movie "archnoquake"(i think thats the title).  It stars the kid from terminator 2.

Are you talking about Edward Furlong? If so, than I guarantee you that nobody has seen it which sums up the majority of his filmography.  :twirl: :bouncegiggle:
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Kaseykockroach

I wasn't a big fan of Eight Legged Freaks myself. It came off as a p**s-poor Joe Dante with no wit or charm whatsoever.
This looks to be about the same sort of nonsense...and I'm probably going to end up watching it anyway. :P
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Torgo

I was actually surprised that Kari Wuhrer kept her clothes on in Eight Legged Freaks but it was PG-13. She has literally gotten naked in about every other movie of hers that I've seen (which isn't a bad thing at all though).
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Quote from: Torgo on March 29, 2013, 01:28:39 PM
I was actually surprised that Kari Wuhrer kept her clothes on in Eight Legged Freaks but it was PG-13. She has literally gotten naked in about every other movie of hers that I've seen (which isn't a bad thing at all though).

Point well noted, sir!  :cheers:

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Out and out insanity, no apologies...sounds good. :cheers:
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Umaril Has Returned

For REAL Big-Ass Spiders look no further than to the Amazonian Bird Eater tarantulas..ever seen one of these things? They're HUGE!!! The biggest one on record (from what I hear) was like 9 or 10 inches long! Spiders don't need to be that big! 
If I saw one of those thngs in real life, I'd set a new record for the mile run in my age and weight class...  :buggedout:

Leah

Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on April 09, 2013, 03:32:42 PM
For REAL Big-Ass Spiders look no further than to the Amazonian Bird Eater tarantulas..ever seen one of these things? They're HUGE!!! The biggest one on record (from what I hear) was like 9 or 10 inches long! Spiders don't need to be that big! 
If I saw one of those thngs in real life, I'd set a new record for the mile run in my age and weight class...  :buggedout:

Nah man, I think the Australian Golden Orb is our winner here.

yeah no.

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Quote from: rebel_1812 on March 14, 2013, 10:01:37 PM
has anyone here seen the tv movie "archnoquake"(i think thats the title).  It stars the kid from terminator 2.

     I'd forgotten, until you brought it up....thanks.
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