STANDARD YAGE* FORM

[alandhopewell]

   * Yet Another Grand Exit
                           

                             UNDERLINE WHERE APPROPRIATE.

  I, the (wounded party), (blameless seeker of truth), (angst-soaked donut-head), hereby and herewith, announce my (departure from this board), (compulsive whining jag), (Gatling- like  flatuence).

     For far too long, I have (suffered in silence), ( accepted Pay-Pal bribes), (behaved like an ourangatan on crack), due to the (stony indifference), ( studied hostility) (vastly superior intellect and breeding) of those who share this space with me.

     Not all are at fault; some of you have had the decency to (send me PM's at appropriate times),( send me BM's in appropriate containers), ("Gibbs" me repeatedly).
My thanks to you.

     I wish I could make you all know what it feels like, to (be treated like a pariah), (find your pupik filled with Crazy-Glue and raisins), ( dance the lambada in a burnt-orange camisole and Cleveland Browns thigh socks).

     Thus, with no regrets, I (say, "farewell"), (leap into a pool of half-starved Humboldt Current squid), (demand that you shoot me now.)

        SINCERELY,  ________________________________

[indianasmith]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Trevor]

 

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? 

[Mofo Rising]

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? 

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.

[Trevor]

I thought YAGE was that weird, foul tasting drink that makes you think you're a jaguar spirit? 

I thought the same thing. I was expecting the William S. Burroughs quotes to be forthcoming.

I would actually love to see a standard yage form from people on the drug. You can't say that wouldn't at least be entertaining.

I always think of the X Files episode Teso dos Bichos whenever I see or read the word yage.