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Started by major jay, April 26, 2013, 12:55:02 PM

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major jay

TCM is showing THE DEVIL WITHIN HER  tonight (Sat/Sun 4 am est)
This movie sucks, but I love it.
It's a little boring at times, but it has the cutest little monster ever, and a horny killer midget who works at a strip club, an excorcisim done by Italians with terrible accents, and Joan Collins showing her boobs. Plus Caroline Monroe.
Check it out if you can.

tracy

Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

RCMerchant

Hell man-I OWN it on vhs!  :cheers: And that aint my dirtiest secret!  :twirl:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

The Burgomaster

I rented this on VHS back in the 1980s.  I don't remember much about it other than that I was disappointed.
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Trevor

Quote from: major jay on April 26, 2013, 12:55:02 PM
and Joan Collins showing her boobs.

WOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO! Cold shower! Cold shower! Joan Collins + boobies!  :hot: :hot: :hot:

*Slaps self* OK, I'm calm now.  :wink: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

major jay

THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN is on TCM tomorrow morning at 6am est.
Gonna DVR this and hope it's a decent transfer.
It's a film noir/monster movie, that for some reason I'm very fond of.
It's followed by THE STRANGLER starring Victor Buono. I've never seen this, but sounds like it's worth a watch.

Javakoala

I think The Indestructable Man is actually more fun in a slightly crappy print. It gives it more of a fever dream feeling. Or like you're watching it on some weird channel that is still broadcasting analog and is just barely within reach of your reception.

But I'm just kinda weird like that.

Trevor

Quote from: Javakoala on May 13, 2013, 08:56:36 PM
I think The Indestructable Man is actually more fun in a slightly crappy print. It gives it more of a fever dream feeling. Or like you're watching it on some weird channel that is still broadcasting analog and is just barely within reach of your reception.

But I'm just kinda weird like that.

Heyy, BrotherJava: welcome back!  :thumbup: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

major jay

#8
Quote from: Javakoala on May 13, 2013, 08:56:36 PM
I think The Indestructable Man is actually more fun in a slightly crappy print. It gives it more of a fever dream feeling.

I get what your saying, but I love the great transfer that TCM showed. You get much more detail of Lon's bags quivering.


Javakoala

Quote from: major jay on May 14, 2013, 06:56:51 AM

I get what your saying, but I love the great transfer that TCM showed. You get much more detail of Lon's bags quivering.



Oh, dude. Never, and I mean NEVER, put the words "Lon's bags quivering" in print again. My innocent mind is now forever stained.

But, yeah, I know what you mean. Heck, if that is what makes your day, watch "Spider Baby" and "Dracula Vs Frankenstein". Lots of quivering going on in those.

Javakoala

Quote from: Trevor on May 14, 2013, 01:12:49 AM

Heyy, BrotherJava: welcome back!  :thumbup: :teddyr:

Every time I say I'm back for good, I never stay around, so I'll just go with "I'm lurking, good sir."

Umm, Trevor...have you gained weight or something?  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

Trevor

Quote from: Javakoala on May 18, 2013, 12:15:31 PM
Umm, Trevor...have you gained weight or something?  :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:

No, I've actually lost a few pounds / kilograms with all the walking I've been doing lately since my car died on me: that was just me messing around with my camera phone.  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

major jay

A double feature of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS and TERROR VISION playing TCM tonight. :twirl:

RCMerchant

I'm watching TERRORVISION right now. Anything with Mary Wornov is worth watching!  :thumbup:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

major jay

#14
Mamie Van Doren Fest on TCM Thursday.
I haven't seen any of these, except for GUNS GIRLS AND GANGSTERS, but I hope to catch a few.
All times est.

8:00 PM
Untamed Youth (1957)
When they're put in a small-town jail, two sisters fight to expose prison corruption.

9:30 PM
Beat Generation, The (1959)
A group of beatniks unwittingly harbor a serial rapist.

11:15 PM
Born Reckless (1959)
A saloon singer falls in love with a free roaming rider and tries to change his lifestyle.

12:45 AM
Guns, Girls and Gangsters (1958)
An ex-con sets up an elaborate heist of a Vegas casino.

2:00 AM
Vice Raid (1959)
A prostitute sets out to frame a cop.

3:15 AM
Sex Kittens Go to College (1960)
A stripper with a high IQ gets a job teaching at a college science department through a selection process determined by a robot.

5:00 AM
Girl In Black Stockings, The (1957)
A young girl's murder leaves a hotel full of suspects.