Ricardo and Mertz

[The Burgomaster]

Ricky and Fred read a copy of the newly-published, "50 Shades of Vivian Vance."

[Flangepart]

Sadly, the Necronomicon claimed Rickey and Fred's souls a soon as they touched it. Lucy and Ethel thought they were delicious.

[sprite75]

In the year 2011 some idiot in Iowa will leave the beer out where cats can get at it, and the catnip like reaction to beer will spread like wildfire through the cat population.

[retrorussell]

Unbeknownst to Madonna, Lucille Ball wrote a similar adult book called "Sex".  Ricky and Fred just read a sampling.

[TheDope]

After Lucy takes over Ann Coulter's job, the boys react as expected to her first book, "If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Redheads".