Your in good hands, with Starfleet Insurance.

[Flangepart]

"And, I you should get eaten by a slobbering alien monster, rest assured, Starfleet Insurance will see that all the monster poop is gathered up, and given a proper burial."

[tracy]

One in the middle: "Yes,I'm the only one with a line. And I had to pay them $50 for it,too!"

[sprite75]

"Unprovoked attacks by Klingons.  They can land you knee-deep in targ do-do. But the good-hands people at Allstate will make sure to clean off all that targ do-do.  Professional service.  Non-threatening Vulcan spokesperson.  That's Allstate's stand. "