Hello everyone

[DrSimonCowell]

I'd like to say it is a pleasure meeting you all if you would allow that.  You see, I am a friend of the one you knew as WyreWizard.  Just a few weeks ago at our regular Saturday evening movie nitpickings, he had announced that he was no longer coming to this message board.  Some of us weren't surprised at this announcement.  Me and a few others were shocked because I often loved hearing him read the the replies to his movie reviews and nitpickings.  I had asked him for this site's addy but he simply refused to give it.  So I had to go through many hours of searching various sites with bad movies or bad move as the title.  I tried .coms, .nets, .co.uk, .co.jp and even .gov, LOL!!!  Then I decided to try bad-movie.org.  No luck.  The bad-movies.org.  No luck there either.  So I took out the hyphen and lo and behold!  So to be sure this was the right site, I checked the message boards for my friends posting.  Took a little effort but I found them and boy do you people sure know how to put on the hate.  LOL!

When he warned me you people were nuts, I could see he was putting that very kindly.  I really got a laugh from your replies to his message titled "My favorite TV commercial reality flaws."  I saw a lot of you guys bragging at how Old Spice got the girls running after you.  Frankly, I don't believe that because I have tried my share of men's colognes, after shaves and deodorants (yes even Old Spice too) and none of them and I mean NONE of them got scores of women running to me.  I also remember the part where he made a comment about beer commercials and one of you said "beer isn't an hallucinogent."  While that is true but the sad fact is when you are drunk, all centers of judgement and reasoning are shut down so you could perceive a garbage truck as a pink elephant.  LOL!!!

[Rev. Powell]

We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.

OK, who had "2 months" in the pool?

[zombie no.one]

[Bushma]

I'd like to say it is a pleasure meeting you all if you would allow that.  You see, I am a friend of the one you knew as WyreWizard.

For some reason (I still don't understand why) WyreWizard liked me, maybe it'll be the same with you maybe it won't.  Either way Welcome to the forums.

I saw a lot of you guys bragging at how Old Spice got the girls running after you.  Frankly, I don't believe that because I have tried my share of men's colognes, after shaves and deodorants (yes even Old Spice too) and none of them and I mean NONE of them got scores of women running to me.

Really, because I tried that Ax stuff and it works just like in the commercials.  Then again my wife said I was off my meds at that time and nothing that happened was real, so who knows.

We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.

Hey, we don't know that for a fact... yet.  If it is Wyre, cool I enjoyed reading the posts of his that I did.  If DrSimonCowell isn't Wyre, then it's still someone new to the forum who at least gets a chance.


Oh, don't we need to do that new user hazing or something?  We all pick like 3 movies for him/her to watch and if (s)he is still sane then they are welcome.

My picks.

The Room
Kiss of the Vampire (Immortally Yours)
Black Sheep (2006) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0779982/

[Rev. Powell]

We knew you'd come back under a new name, Wyre.

Hey, we don't know that for a fact... yet.  If it is Wyre, cool I enjoyed reading the posts of his that I did.  If DrSimonCowell isn't Wyre, then it's still someone new to the forum who at least gets a chance.

I know it with >90% certainty.

[DrSimonCowell]

Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

[Rev. Powell]

Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Same M.O., same IP. Maybe you're his twin brother.

[lester1/2jr]

Wyre Wizard had his enemies but he was smart in that he fully agreed with me that the Wonder Twins could beat Superman because there were two of them to his one.

AND a monkey.

[zombie no.one]

same IP.

owww, Rev with a fatal blow.

[Menard]

owww, Rev with a fatal blow.

I could make something out of that. 

[WingedSerpent]

Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

I was under the impression that WyreWizard had no strong opinions of me-one way or the other.  To him-I simply was there.

[claws]

If you ever needed proof that WW has a few loose screws, this is it.

[Trevor]

Wyre had warned me you were all delusional.  But he didn't warn me you were all paranoid too. 

Did you warn you about me undies? 

[DrSimonCowell]

Same M.O., same IP. Maybe you're his twin brother.

Or maybe I am renting his guest house while my house undergoes repair and renovation and I am using my laptop computer to connect to his WiFi host.

[claws]