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Texting driver crashes rented convertible into a tractor hauling manure

Started by sprite75, August 21, 2013, 07:07:29 PM

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sprite75

Ooops.

QuoteThe 37-year-old Wisconsinite was texting while driving, according to a report from the Grant County Sheriff's Department, which resulted in the Vengeful Gods of Darwin, smirking from their sadistic clouds above, placing a tractor trailer in front of his car on Highway 151.

Moments later, Bruhn crashed his Ford convertible into the trailer, which spilled gallons of liquid manure into his whip. BTW, the car was an Avis rental.

Bruhn broke his finger in the crash as well as every ounce of pride he had left.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

VenomX73

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!


sprite75

Quote from: Pacman000 on August 21, 2013, 08:38:25 PM
I thought of Back to the Future too.

The driver probably has ten to fifteen years of bad Back to the Future jokes to look forward to now.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

Quote from: sprite75 on August 21, 2013, 07:07:29 PM
Ooops.

QuoteThe 37-year-old Wisconsinite was texting while driving, according to a report from the Grant County Sheriff's Department, which resulted in the Vengeful Gods of Darwin, smirking from their sadistic clouds above, placing a tractor trailer in front of his car on Highway 151.

Moments later, Bruhn crashed his Ford convertible into the trailer, which spilled gallons of liquid manure into his whip. BTW, the car was an Avis rental.

Bruhn broke his finger in the crash as well as every ounce of pride he had left.

Number 1: Texting while driving is bad.

Number 2: He's got himself into a sh*tload of trouble.  :wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Umaril Has Returned

Texting whole driving, crashing, and getting covered in manure. you could say this guy was talking sh*t either way....

tracy

Serves him right! I'm very much against texting while driving....although our "brilliant" governor vetoed a bill banning such behaviour as too invasive of our privacy. Putz!
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

sprite75

Quote from: Umaril Has Returned on August 22, 2013, 03:55:31 PM
Texting whole driving, crashing, and getting covered in manure. you could say this guy was talking sh*t either way....

The guy is up s**t creek for sure now.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.