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Rob Ford is the gift that keeps on giving

Started by sprite75, November 15, 2013, 08:44:24 PM

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sprite75

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is the gift that keeps on giving all year long;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GcEWxWZXWo

:buggedout:

And apologized for it later;

QuoteToronto's beleaguered mayor who has surprised his city with almost daily revelations about crack use, drug purchases and drunken stupors shocked a live news conference today with a crude comment about oral sex.

Mayor Rob Ford apologized for the comment a short time later, and blamed the "pressure" of his ongoing scandal.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril Has Returned

This is a guy who definitely doesn't deserve to be a mayor or any other political figure. He's a punk, plain and simple.

zelmo73

Though he did coin one of the best CYA phrases heard in a while: "I've got more than enough to eat at home."  :bouncegiggle:
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

tracy

How charming...I've got a cure for his foul mouth.

Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

zelmo73

First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: zelmo73 on November 16, 2013, 01:40:22 PM
Though he did coin one of the best CYA phrases heard in a while: "I've got more than enough to eat at home."  :bouncegiggle:

Yeah he LOOKS like he has more than enough to eat at home...

indianasmith

This could be the greatest gift to late night comics since the Monica Lewinsky scandal!
I'll never forget Conan O'Brien's tribute to Bill Clinton as he left office:

http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,93324,00.html
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Ed, Ego and Superego

He's been going for a few years, its like a huge never ending train wreck.  and you don't have to feel sorry for him!
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

sprite75

If anything, I feel sorry for the people of Toronto having to put up with Mayor Ford.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Umaril Has Returned

Quote from: indianasmith on November 16, 2013, 02:26:56 PM
This could be the greatest gift to late night comics since the Monica Lewinsky scandal!
I'll never forget Conan O'Brien's tribute to Bill Clinton as he left office:

http://content.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,93324,00.html

Now that was a piece of writing, that really summed up Clinton very well. Of course I'm not going to miss him that much, but for the reasons Conan cited, in that "don't touch that dial" way he put it, I just might miss him  :bouncegiggle:  Good post, Indy!

Leah

yeah no.

indianasmith

I heard on the radio today that Ford and his brother are getting their own reality show!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Newt

Quote from: indianasmith on November 18, 2013, 11:40:06 PM
I heard on the radio today that Ford and his brother are getting their own reality show!

It lasted one episode. 
The local news this morning said it took four hours to record and eight hours to edit.  (Which made all the people on the news desk laugh uproariously) This made it too expensive to produce: especially in light of the fact that they could not get any sponsors.  Apparently no business wanted to be associated with him.  Mind you the one airing did get the biggest audience the channel had ever reached, at 150,000 viewers.

That it existed at all fed my disappointment in humanity; that it was cancelled restores a small light of hope regarding the ultimate triumph of 'class' over 'crass'.
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"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Rev. Powell

My question is, how can a guy smoke crack and still be obesely overweight?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

bob

How did he even get elected in the first place?
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