Funeral for kaiju.

[Flangepart]

The funeral for King Kong was held today at the Griffith Park Zoo. Mourners are asked to bring bananas.

[messedup]

1."And we even told him, that Basejumping from the Empire State Building wouldn't work with his size..."
2."The deleted Ending for King Kong vs. Godzilla"

[Javakoala]

"Okay, we have the coffin, but who dafuq are we gonna get to be pallbearers?"

[BoyScoutKevin]

I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant

[Flangepart]

I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant

King Kong is one of his own pallbearers? Wow, he IS tough!

[Derelict Coin-op]

Gunshots rang out today as the Jolly green giant was brutally assaulted and killed by the stay-puff marshmallow man. Rumors spread that it was over an insult the green giant gave calling him "The "bottom" of the food pyramid."

[Chainsawmidget]

I have your pallbearers right here.

Atlas
Frankenstein's Monster
Goliath
Hercules
King Kong
Mighty Joe Young
Mr. Clean
Paul Bunyan
Samson
The Genie
The Golem
The Jolly Green Giant

King Kong is one of his own pallbearers? Wow, he IS tough!

It's the giant monster get together of the year!  King Kong would rather be caught dead than mis-- oh.  right. 

[Mr. DS]

The CG in the new Noah's Ark movie leaves a lot to be desired.