Things you didn't know about me...

[Trevor]

I used to be a Sunday school teacher (way back in 1986) and I was popular with the children - I wonder why? 

[Flangepart]

From 80 to 85, I drove a cab in Columbus. A Checker! I loved that car. Some of the passengers, on the other hand...did I ever mention the guy who had me watch his gun for him when he went in to buy wine?

[tracy]

I've been a butcher,a baker....but not a candlestick maker.

[Umaril Has Returned]

I was the unofficial Twin Galaxies world champion on Dragon's Lair back in 1985, with an unofficially recognized score of 421,828 that was attained at the now defunct Supercade arcade in Flemington, New Jersey. At the time I submitted the score, Twin Galaxies was out of money and out of business due to financial issues and my score was returned to me with a letter from Walter Day explaining the situation. I never tried again after that.

[indianasmith]

I spent the summer of 1981 blowing insulation out the back of a truck in 105 degree heat.

WORST . . . JOB . . . EVER!!!

[RCMerchant]

I haven't had a driver's licence since 1985. I could get one-I just...don't.

I suppose the roads are safer! 

[Rev. Powell]

As I said when someone posted this topic on Facebook - there is a reason you don't know the things you don't know about me.

[Javakoala]

Hell, if you don't know something about me, I probably don't remember it.

[ER]

About eleven years ago my friend got pregnant and had to take time off her job as a Jazzercise instructor and asked if I'd take over a few classes until a replacement came in. I figured how complicated could running a couple Jazzercise classes be, right? Oh, man, the paperwork, the conflicting egos, the dueling cliques among those predatory soccer moms....  As my favorite Texan said, "El, I think you were the least popular Jazzercise instructor ever."

An understatement.

[Josso]

As I said when someone posted this topic on Facebook - there is a reason you don't know the things you don't know about me.

I feel like there should be a slasher film based on this post

[claws]

*pauses, takes a deep breath* I like to wear angora sweaters.

[indianasmith]

ER and I have been friends for 14 years.

[Javakoala]

*pauses, takes a deep breath* I like to wear angora sweaters.

So did Ed Wood, and he's an icon, so...yeah, I'm good with it.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

1) Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. (no not really)
2) I'm a licensed, non-practicing patent agent,
3) I actually can spell, I just can't type.
-Ed

[Javakoala]

I am an ordained minister. Shocking, I know.