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THE CARTOON "MEMORABLE QUOTES" THREAD!

Started by retrorussell, April 07, 2014, 11:24:49 PM

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retrorussell

April 07, 2014, 11:24:49 PM
What funny/interesting/stupid/clever quotes do you remember from cartoons or cartoon films?

I'll start:
TRANSFORMERS (G1 cartoon)

Therapist: Galvatron, don't fight it.  Just say whatever comes to mind.
Galvatron: Kill.  Smash.  Destroy.
Therapist: Um.. yes.  Go on.
Galvatron: Rend!  Mangle!  DISTORT!!!
Scourge: This is stupid!  Let's get him out of here!
Cyclonus: Give it a chance!
Galvatron: I'll destroy everything here!  Everything!  And then.. I'll destroy the Autobots!
Therapist: Yes.  Tell me about the Autobots.
Galvatron: I HATE the Autobots!  I hate Cyclonus!  AND I'M NOT VERY FOND OF YOU, EITHER!!! (grabs him and throws him)
Something about that episode "Webworld" makes me laugh about Galvatron's dialogue.

Anyway, what's your choice cartoon dialogue?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Umaril Has Returned

#1
April 08, 2014, 01:26:38 PM
Family Guy, where Lois asks Brian if he was eating the garbage again, and Brian says "I swear I haven't touched it", only to fart and and have the used bubble gum he ate out of the garbage make a huge bubble and then pop.   :bouncegiggle:

retrorussell

#2
April 08, 2014, 05:47:05 PM
"Monsters lead such innnnnteresting lives.."-- Bugs Bunny, to the monster Gossamer as he gives him a manicure
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

tracy

#3
April 22, 2014, 12:19:06 PM


"Be vewy,vewy qwiet.....I'm hunting wabbit."
Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

alandhopewell

#4
April 22, 2014, 12:31:32 PM
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#5
April 22, 2014, 05:36:53 PM
The Bugs Bunny cartoon HAREDEVIL HARE (1948):
(Bugs tries calling Earth while stranded on the moon, instead gets goofy radio commercial)
Munchie Crunchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

alandhopewell

#6
April 24, 2014, 01:42:58 PM
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#7
April 24, 2014, 02:06:54 PM
GEEVE ME YOUR WEESHBONE!!!
Gimme a wishbone
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Umaril Has Returned

#8
May 13, 2014, 07:58:17 AM
This time we didn't forget the gravy.....

http://youtu.be/aH7bEytedtE

retrorussell

#9
May 13, 2014, 05:33:30 PM
(On several Looney Tunes episodes)
Stunned character (often by a blow to the head): I'm only twee and a half yeaws owd.. (stupidly flips lips with finger)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

alandhopewell

#10
May 27, 2014, 01:18:16 PM
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

retrorussell

#11
May 27, 2014, 02:26:26 PM
Hey Boyt!  Come 'ere!
(Hubie to Bertie, usually followed by Hubie slapping Bertie)
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

retrorussell

#12
July 06, 2018, 05:26:59 PM
What's up Doc!  What's cookin'.  What's up Doc!  Oh you're lookin', for Bugs Bunny bunting, Elmer's gone a-hunting, just to get a rabbit skin, oops the rabbit's gone again, what's up Doc!  What's cookin'!  Hey!  Look out!  Stop!  You're gonna hoit someone, with that old shotgun.. ehh, what's up Doc!  WE REALLY MEAN IT.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

RCMerchant

#13
July 06, 2018, 09:08:32 PM
Bugs Bunny playing the fiddle instructing two gapped tooth hillbillies how to beat the s**t out of each other in verse-

" Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't deaaaad!"
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

retrorussell

#14
July 06, 2018, 11:37:34 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 06, 2018, 09:08:32 PM
Bugs Bunny playing the fiddle instructing two gapped tooth hillbillies how to beat the s**t out of each other in verse-

" Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain't deaaaad!"
Yeah, that was a great one.

Oh we're the boys of the chorus,
We hope you like our show,
We know you're rootin' for us,
But now we have to goooo.....


Also:
"Catching, Bugs Bunny. Left field, Bugs Bunny.
Right field, Bugs Bunny. Pitching, Bugs Bunny.
Third base, center field, first base, Bugs Bunny.
Shortstop, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny."

"Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pachydermous percussion pitch."
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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