Sexsquatch: The Legend of Blood Stool Creek (2013)

[Archivist]

Sometimes you find yourself in the weirder recesses of YouTube, and you come across things that you didn't know existed, and perhaps should have left alone.  Fiends and queens and tentacled beings, I present to you ... Sexsquatch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8WdydxQtF8

(Dialogue is NSFW, be advised.)

Um, wow.  My eyes are finding this difficult to unsee.  Anyone seen this before?

[indianasmith]

Sounds like the dialogue might not be the only thing that's NSFW, judging by the title . . . I'm afraid to click the link! LOL

[Chainsawmidget]

There's some blood but it's nothing obscene.

Unless you find "Stupid" to be obscene. 

[indianasmith]

I finally clicked the link and watched the trailer.  WOW, that looks horrible, and the women are all UGLY!

[dean]

Truly amazing

[Ted C]

That's not bad. That's a conspiracy to remove good from existence.

[Chainsawmidget]

Did anybody else notice how pale everybody looked?  It's like none of them had ever been outside before in their life.  I've seen black and white movies where the characters had more color. 

[Bushma]

 

I... ... ...

*walks away*

[Rev. Powell]

The women are rough, but the Sexsquatch itself is a fine actor. I'd watch it. I've seen worse.

[indianasmith]

What's scary is that most of us here, myself included, have seen worse at one time or another.


WHAT IS WRONG WITH US??????

[Derelict Coin-op]

Ive seen worse but damn...that certainly didn't keep them from trying for the godaweful award.

[Archivist]

I shudder to think what the rest of the movies from this director are like.  It makes Asylum movies look like Steven Spielberg.  And yes, as bad as this is, many of us have seen worse!

[Dr. Whom]

I'd rather watch Prometheus again.

[JPickettIII]

Is this for real?  Looks funny and a brain dead type of fun.

[akiratubo]

I'd rather watch Prometheus again.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!  Let's not get carried away, here!