Blood from your ass

[RCMerchant]

I have hemmoroids-and I have had to excuse myself from work because once in a while I have blood coming from my ass-!
Its very embarissing at first-but Ive learned to live with it-nott he blood from my ass-that always is a bad thing-the overcoming the embaressment of it.
Is there any kind of embarrassing  thing that happened to you in public?

And I cant f**king spell-thats embarrissing.
Embarrising.

f**k!!!   I cant spell it.
EM-BARE ASS- ING!
embareassing!
f**k this.

[Javakoala]

am bare *ssing

Mine isn't quite as serious as yours, but I have evil sinuses. Once in a while, I will start sneezing harder and harder until either: 1. I get a sudden serve headache; 2. I accidentally bite my tongue while sneezing; or 3. I get a nosebleed. Freaking pain the arse. Plus, it wigs folks out when you sneeze up a bloody nose.

[indianasmith]

One time I had a diarrhea attack in our local Wal-Mart. Snuck up on me; I thought it was a fart!

[lester1/2jr]

I've had mishaps while running that I don't like to talk about

[zelmo73]

I have hemmoroids-and I have had to excuse myself from work because once in a while I have blood coming from my ass-!
Its very embarissing at first-but Ive learned to live with it-nott he blood from my ass-that always is a bad thing-the overcoming the embaressment of it.
Is there any kind of embarrassing  thing that happened to you in public?

And I cant f**king spell-thats embarrissing.
Embarrising.

f**k!!!   I cant spell it.
EM-BARE ASS- ING!
embareassing!
f**k this.

Just be glad that it is not the black blood. Black blood comes from your gut, and that is something to be worried about! Hemorrhoids...meh. Been there, done that. Just drink more booze and you'll feel better. 

[Mofo Rising]

s**tting red is no fun. But it happens, probably just a hemorrhoid. You should be fine. But if it's the other thing, kind of goopy, it wouldn't hurt you to see what the doctor says. Just saying.

[Trevor]

One time I had a diarrhea attack in our local Wal-Mart. Snuck up on me; I thought it was a fart!

[The Burgomaster]

About a year ago, I found out I have colitis.  Before I went to the doctor for tests, I would sometimes need to VERY QUICKLY get to the bathroom and release a flow of blood.  One day at work it came on so suddenly that I could get out of my office in time.  I closed my door and called our receptionist (we are very close) into my office where I explained to her that I needed to go home because my pants had a fairly large bloodstain on the back.  I quickly walked out the door, using my laptop bag to shield the damage as much as possible.  Luckily, I had a towel in my car for the dogs to sit on and I was able to sit on it for the ride home to avoid staining my car seat.  Thankfully, the doctor gave me pills and this condition is now under control.

[Mr. DS]

I too have had hems, last nasty one was a a few years back.   The f*cker at first wouldn't stop swelling then it wouldn't stop bleeding.   My doctor at the time cut the clot out but not after I had to wear a wad of toilet paper up my crack.   Glad I'm not a lady and have to deal with that bloody stuff once a month personally.

As for shameful moments in public, I've had a few "close calls" making it to the toilet.   Especially in recent years.   Last time I was driving with my wife and the kids and had to almost literally jump out of the car to make it to the can on time. 

[zelmo73]

Blood from your ass (2014) 

The thread title, when properly Zelmo-fied with the year that it came out, makes for an awesome title to a bad movie!  

[The Burgomaster]

By the way, I'm printing this list so that I'll know who to blame for the stains on my upholstery if I ever invite this crew over for a party.

[Umaril Has Returned]

One time I had black stool, but that week we had a very dark chocolate cake and the day it happened I had quite a large piece and followed up with quite a few more in the following days. Hasn't happened since. It might have  been the iron content.

Perhaps my biggest problem is after I eat bean soup...for 2 or 3 days afterward, I have really BAD gas. Long and really loud. Let's just say that in comparison, Trevor's undies probably have it better (maybe, lol)

[Flangepart]

Blood from your ass (2014) 

The thread title, when properly Zelmo-fied with the year that it came out, makes for an awesome title to a bad movie!  

Horrifically apt!
Yeah, I know what yer going through...or is that going through you? Depends on dinner.
Aspirin thins the blood, so it will exacerbate yer problem....just a friendly warning.

[JaseSF]

Most of us have had problems like that at one time or another. Just not something you like to really think too much about or discuss normally. Embarrassing yeah.

[VenomX73]