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Uncle Zombie and Eminent Crapologist
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« on: July 24, 2023, 03:41:57 PM »

Yikes, yikes  Buggedout Wink Wink

This film has got several key flaws. The first and most significant of which is the clear lack of a good plot! This sadly makes the film not only difficult to watch but also sends the watcher certain feelings of hopelessness, as if he or she is wasting valuable time of their short life. This means that the film cannot captivate it's audience, instead it encourages the viewing public to grow contempt for the film and everything associated with it! In short, it really is very very very very very very very BAD! Do yourself a favour and chew on a large rubber shoe, you'll find it far more interesting and enjoyable than watching Terminator Woman.

I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2023, 06:05:47 PM »

I've never actually tried rubber sole. However I rather enjoyed TERMINATOR WOMAN for what it is (...shameless crap).
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