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I'm bored: someone smite me please..

Started by Trevor, July 10, 2014, 08:25:25 AM

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BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: Bushma on July 18, 2014, 07:34:59 PM
This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!

Chainsawmidget

Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 20, 2014, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Bushma on July 18, 2014, 07:34:59 PM
This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!
For a second there, I thought you were going to suggest stomping on Trevor. 

BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: Chainsaw midget on July 22, 2014, 04:40:47 PM
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on July 20, 2014, 02:09:27 PM
Quote from: Bushma on July 18, 2014, 07:34:59 PM
This feels like one of those crys for help.

Trevor we are here for you!  There is no need to hurt your karma.

Oh, I don't know.

Isn't karma the South African equivalent of edelweiss? The more you stomp on it. The more and greener it grows. So . . . Trevor . . .

Would you tell your karma to hold still, while I stomp it into the ground? Thank-you!
For a second there, I thought you were going to suggest stomping on Trevor. 

No. I could never stomp on anyone or anything, especially after my now deceased father, who was from Montana and once witnessed a fatal boot stomping, described what it was like. And you can believe me, it is not pretty, and something you do not want to witness. Anyway, especially never Trevor, who is a friend to everyone who needs a friend.

JaseSF

I'm sorry. I couldn't possibly. I never smite anyone...

karma to BSK for what he said about Trevor.
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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BoyScoutKevin

Quote from: JaseSF on July 25, 2014, 05:37:15 PM
I'm sorry. I couldn't possibly. I never smite anyone...

karma to BSK for what he said about Trevor.

That is so sweet. Thank-you, JaseSF. Darn! Now I am beginning to sound like the boy band "The Vamps," but whoever sendeth shalt receiveth. Here's back to you, JaseSF. And Trevor starts another trend. I just hope this one is sweeter smelling, than his "never-ever-change-your-underwear" trend.

Living_Dead_Girl

Well I applauded you... Cause I hate being told what to do... Now I want to boo you. Cause you told me what to do. Which would clash with my rebellion. So... I am going to start a fire now. I hope that makes sense off things!
Then I did not just look into the mirror, I looked through the mirror...

Allhallowsday

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Quote from: RCMerchant on July 25, 2014, 05:46:06 PM
I wont smite thee-but I'll Knight thee!  :wink:

http://youtu.be/8Qtgm5g5Gyo
I was actually talking with my friend about this... tonight!!!   :teddyr:  
"Arise!  Sir Loin of Beef!  Arise!  Earl of Cloves!"  

http://youtu.be/8Qtgm5g5Gyo 

"Presenting his most Royal Majesty... the KING !!"   

"The King...!  Your... Majesty."

" Sheriff of Nottingham in gratitude for your faithful service I shall knight thee." 
"Your most gracious Majesty..." 

"In the name of my most Royal Majesty, I knight thee... 

"Arise!  Sir Loin of Beef!  Arise!  Earl of Cloves! 
Arise!  Duke of Brittingham!  Arise!  Baron of Munchausen! 
Arise!  Essence of Myrrh, Milk of Magnesia, Quarter of Ten!" 

"Your Majesty is too kind..."   
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!