Add/remove/replace ONE letter in a movie title to eff it up!

[retrorussell]

Fairly self-explanatory..
But hopefully the new title will make it somewhat humorous.

Let's take:
THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS
And turn it into:
THE BREAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS
And if you like, add a synopsis to the new film!
Like:
During a shark attack, a woman's breast is chewed off and sinks to the bottom of the ocean.  Due to man's pollution of ocean waters, the breast mutates into a giant aquatic monster, attacking ships and drowning sailors in white, lactic death.

You're up, folks!

[Trevor]

THE ROOM

THE BROOM

Johnny finally finds a pole he can ride without any problems, except splinters. 

[Trevor]

THE WILD GEESE

THE WILD GEESES

Literacy is not required to become a mercenary.

[Trevor]

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN

NO c**tRY FOR OLD MEN

Viagra didn't help the old sheriff. 

[Trevor]

BIRDMAN

BIDMAN

Michael Keaton tries to become an auctioneer. 

[Trevor]

THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

THE GOD MUST BE CRAZY

There is only one, after all. 

[Trevor]

IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT

IN THE EAT OF THE NIGHT

A small town sheriff gets the munchies late one hot evening. 

[Trevor]

FUNNY PEOPLE

DUNNY PEOPLE

Friends trapped in an Australian toilet tell jokes to pass the time. 

[Alex]

Night of the Living Dead.

Night of the Living Dad.

A family becomes mistakenly convinced the patriach of the family has become on of the undead. They fortify themselves inside their remote farm house while the poor father tries to break into his home.

[retrorussell]

THE YES OF LAURA MARS
Laura Mars becomes everyone's friend because she obeys their every whim.
MOO OVER PARADOR
Richard Dreyfuss stars as a cow who must impersonate a deceased president, who also looks like a cow, in the fictional country of Parador.
THE CHIN SYNDROME
Everyone working at a nuclear power plant is infected by a leak and grows prominently large chins.

[Rev. Powell]

THE STRAIGHT TORY
A British conservative insists he isn't gay

SCHINDLER'S LIT
Oskar Schindler has too much to drink

FORREST HUMP
Goes without saying

[retrorussell]

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF EAT BALLS
The weather will be overcast, and people will devour testicles.

[Trevor]

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF EAT BALLS
The weather will be overcast, and people will devour testicles.

[Trevor]

THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS

THE FAT AND THE FURIOUS

People with weight issues get angry after not dropping any weight. 

[Trevor]

PULP FICTION

GULP FICTION

People have trouble swallowing all the BS here.