Mystery Science Theater quotes you use?

[Trevor]

I was flying back home on Thursday morning with my boss: breakfast was served which amounted to a warm muffin and a terrible cup of coffee.

I sipped it and said to my boss "This coffee is so bad. Did they strain it through a mummy or what?" 

[Rev. Powell]

I use this one a lot:

"It Stinks!"

[Jack]

Whenever we have company over and they use the bathroom, I give 'em that Final Justice quote:  "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time."

[sprite75]

"Seen it!"  That's one both my brother and I use in real life.

"How 'bout a little sugar for..." I've used that one a couple times.

[VenomX73]

The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

"Sinbad has returned!"
(and nobody seems to care)

[sprite75]

And I've also been known to use "I'm guessing this is the whole reason this movie was made" from time to time.

[Zapranoth]

DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!!?!

[Flangepart]

"Time fa go ta bed." Used that on mom...she had NO idea it meant something.

"Oh, they got into port, and everyone was okay, they went out for lunch and felt betttter!" Get interesting looks with that one.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

"Press the Button, Frank"
"Do I please you?" From Posture pals.

[Flangepart]

Yes!
"Push the button, Frank."
"Sail on, silver bird." Dr. F from...D'oh! I forgot...but Frank was on the receiving end, methinks.

[Olivia Bauer]

♪He trieeeed to kill me with a forklift!♪

Watch out for snakes!

Roll, fizzlebeef!

♪Pu-Ma-Man! He flies like a moron!♪

[sprite75]

One time we were passing by a cemetery and my mom started to make the standard "people are just dying to get in here" joke and I said "NO" just like Tom Servo did in The Final Sacrifice.

[ChaosTheory]

I've used "This will fool them unless they look at it." (DIABOLIK) on occasion.

I use stuff from THE STARFIGHTERS quite a lot -
"Not. An. Actor."
"Yep, dig me, pretty much."
"Is your face odd and misshapen? Join the Air Force!"
"I really think there's more nothing in this movie than in any other movie [I've] seen."
"But WE didn't have the POOPYSUIT!!"

Also "DEEP HURTING" "Time for go to bed" and the Canada song.

[Trevor]

Whenever we have company over and they use the bathroom, I give 'em that Final Justice quote:  "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time."

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[Rev. Powell]

Thought of a couple more I have used.

"Bite me, it's fun!"
"I like it very much."
"Say..."