Former Canadian Politician Says "Ask the ETs"

[Newt]

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2015/04/11/cabal-keeping-ufo-secrets-to-blame-for-worlds-woes-says-former-cabinet-minister-paul-hellyer.html

Global warming just one challenge that could be faced with the extraterrestrial technology, former Liberal defence minster tells Toronto crowd on Saturday.

...the old politician's fascinating review of what ails the country, the world economy, the entire planet.
In short, explained Hellyer, it is a secret cabal's stranglehold on the international banking system, humankind's failure to adopt the technology available from extraterrestrial visitors, and to apply it to the climate crisis of global warming.

 This man had a real shot at becoming our Prime Minister, back in the day.  Either we dodged a bullet there or it made him crack.  

[Alex]

Funnily (or perhaps scarily) enough, these claims seem about as rooted in reality as any other politicians campaign promises.

[Jack]

I've always wanted to get a job with the secret international cabal that runs the world.  Just seems like it would be exciting and I bet the pay would be great too.

[Rev. Powell]

I've always wanted to get a job with the secret international cabal that runs the world.  Just seems like it would be exciting and I bet the pay would be great too.

Salary isn't good but you make it up in stock options... though perhaps I've said too much.

[Flangepart]

Nice last name. Sounds like a redneck affirmative.