Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2015)

Ted C · April 17, 2015, 12:24:26 PM

This is clearly a "must see".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSYjORgaRn4&feature=youtu.be

Jack · April 17, 2015, 12:48:11 PM

Oh hell yeah!!!

FatFreddysCat · April 17, 2015, 01:40:32 PM

Traci Lords AND sharks....and it's directed by Jim "Chopping Mall" Wynorski!?

Hell YES! Shut up and take my money already!!!

lester1/2jr · April 17, 2015, 07:49:08 PM

Traci Lords was really good in Excision. I didn't even realize it was her until after the movie was over.

edit: that's a pretty deep swamp

indianasmith · April 17, 2015, 10:30:24 PM

MUST SEE THIS FILM. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Bushma · April 18, 2015, 07:59:49 AM

Wait! I'm confused. I didn't see The Asylum taking credit for this at all. Is this an Asylum film? Tracy Lords, weak plot, hot girls and I swear that looks like Swamp Shark. Is there some other film company making asylum type films?

BoyScoutKevin · April 18, 2015, 05:32:06 PM

Quote from: Bushma on April 18, 2015, 07:59:49 AM
Wait! I'm confused. I didn't see The Asylum taking credit for this at all. Is this an Asylum film? Tracy Lords, weak plot, hot girls and I swear that looks like Swamp Shark. Is there some other film company making asylum type films?

Maybe because it is not an Asylum production. It is made by some film production company called CALUV Films, and, it is--apparently--their first film, as there are no other film credits for them, that I can find. Of course, if the film is a success, we'll no doubt being seeing other films made by them.

SynapticBoomstick · April 18, 2015, 07:16:42 PM

Edit: Yeah, I could definitely get this approved for Cheesey Night.

The writer definitely saw Tremors at least once.

This has everything from the last fifteen years that I've come to dislike about the... what is this, exactly? Scifi? Horror? It's not scary or scientific.

Flangepart · April 22, 2015, 07:51:37 AM

TREMORSHARK!
When ya got this to deal with, ya really need Burt Gummer!

Ted C · April 23, 2015, 07:50:14 AM