Important Tip: Don't offer to lick the arresting officer

[sprite75]

A Louisiana woman is learning the hard way that offering to butt-lick an arresting officer is not a good idea;

When Thomas realized she was being collared, she tried to get officers to reconsider, explaining that "she had a good job," Uproxx.com reports.

Her pleas didn't work, so she allegedly offered to "lick [the officer's] butt hole," as Complex.com indelicately quoted from the arrest report.

Officers didn't take up Thomas' butt bribe. Instead, they charged her with public bribery as well as a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, according to The Smoking Gun.

Thomas has since been freed from the Ouachita Correctional Center on $5,000 bond.

   

The Florida must be spreading across the Gulf into Louisiana.  

[Newt]

Ew.  Was that a bribe or a threat? 

[Flangepart]

Ew.  Was that a bribe or a threat? 

$5.000 bond? Threat.

[Jack]

Classy lady