Cops: Serial Horse Bleeper Breaks Leg Trying to Bleep Horse

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Florida Man's Texas cousin in action.

A Texas man who was twice arrested in 2013 for having sex with a horse named Nadia has apparently struck again. Police say Cirilo Castillo, 45, was caught back in February in the same barn he'd been ordered to stay away from, once again attempting to violate a horse. He was arraigned this month on criminal trespassing charges.

When the owner of the barn came to feed her horses in the morning, she found Castillo with a broken leg, the San Antonio Express-News reported. Although he said he'd been injured in a car accident and went to the barn for shelter, investigators are pretty sure he was kicked by a horse he was attempting to rape. They didn't specify whether the victim was Nadia, the mare Castillo was apparently obsessed with.

He can't be charged with bestiality because it's not officially a crime in Texas, but he was already on probation for cruelty to animals after his previous violations of Nadia. (He also spent 270 days in jail for public lewdness over a 2012 incident with another horse.)

"I can't just ignore this and allow it to keep happening," Hidalgo County sheriff Lupe Trevino said, back in 2013, "Maybe we can get him some help, whatever we can do, we are going to try and do."

[Trevor]

All I can say to that story is "What the bleep?" 

[indianasmith]

Horse:  "I SAID I'm not in the mood tonight!!!"

[FatFreddysCat]

"Horse Bleeper" would be a fabulous band name.

[Rev. Powell]

Neigh means neigh!

[RCMerchant]

When I was a kid the neighbor(no pun intended)-had a cow,and he brourght in one of them guys with rubber gloves to inseminate her-if you know anything about farms ya know what Im talking about-he heard old Bossy (the cows name) howling-that mother f**ker was on the milking stoll trying to f**k the cow-old Nick grabbed his shotgun and chase him out.

[BoyScoutKevin]

The horse kicked him in the wrong place. She should have kicked him in the groin. Extreme, but . . .?! That would have solved the problem.