There's nary a Scotsman alive that can outrun a greased hand dryer!

[sprite75]

Someone learned that the hard way;

A Scots diner has been offered a year's supply of socks after an embarrassing encounter with a hand dryer in a toilet cubicle.

Imagine the scene: you have just enjoyed a meal at a bespoke burger joint and decide to pay a visit to the toilet when the automatic hand dryer goes off, causing the phrase 'splashing out' to take on a new and unwelcome meaning.

That was the fate which befell Gordie Wallace when he popped into the little boy's room at Aberdeen's Handmade Burger Company store in Union Square.

One minute, he was emptying his bladder, the next he had inadvertently activated the hand dryer and ended up with a severe case of splashback.

[LilCerberus]

Uhh... What exactly is a hand dryer doing "THERE"?

[sprite75]

Uhh... What exactly is a hand dryer doing "THERE"?

You'd have to ask the Scotsman who put it there in the first place. 

[LilCerberus]

Maybe that's why the Brits make such a big deal about "knowing wear your towel is".
Take your eyes off it, & it could attack you.